Recently I've been looking into buying a new project car since my Mercedes project was sent for scrap without my permission last year. I found an S13 chassis. Just a chassis, no other parts, for sale for €650 and was wondering how much more I'd have to dump into it to have a half decent car. The engine doesn't matter for the moment as I have plenty of old 4 cylinder engines laying around that I could refurbish fairly cheap until I could get a decent engine, and in terms of body panels, I would be looking at a fairly stock look for the time being to keep costs down.

I've got a primitive camping pass for an RV in Starship Spaceport. I came across an RV pass with power so I no longer need this one. I can mail it to you or meet you if you live in Nashville. $500 to cover all tax, shipping, etc and on Paypal goods and services so we're both comfortable. DM me if interested.

My mother's upstairs bathroom seems to have a clog and leak issue. Whenever she flushes the toilet, it backs up the toilet and often comes up the drain of the bathtub as well. It will slowly drain down and you can hear glugging from the bathtub drain. Whenever this happens, the ceiling directly below the toilet also starts to get some water spotting. She hasn't used that bathroom in some time, and the water stains on the ceiling have stabilized. So there seem to be two problems obviously: a clog and a leak. Seems to me it's unlikely there is some random leak in the sewer pipe that happened to appear along with the clog. I'm assuming th backed up water is leaking out of where the toilet is seated on the sewer pipe.
My dad (divorced from my mom) has suggested to me that the joint between the toilet and the drain pipe is not meant to hold standing water, and so that's why it's leaking. I'm not sure if that's accurate. So I'm wondering if the toilet probably needs a new seal at the drain, or whether the problem is likely to completely self-resolve once the clog is fixed.
Does my assessment seem right?
Secondarily: My mother has some mental issues and extreme anxiety about just about everything. She thinks that the problem is way more complicated than it is, and that it's going to involve a major repair. She won't listen to reason and doesn't believe that I could have any idea of what I'm talking about. Consequently, she has left the problem like this for years at this point. She uses an RV toilet she got off of craigslist, rather than get this simple issue resolved. I want to call a plumber while she is at work, and have him fix it while she's gone (I'm 35 years old and do not live with her, but I am able to access the house). I just want to get this over with. How likely is this to piss off the plumber or put him in a tough spot if he finds out that the homeowner is not approving this? My mom is likely to get pissed off with ME and maybe try to abort then process if she shows up home halfway through the work, but she's not going to do anything crazy like call the cops. I'm happy to be liable for all the costs.

Hello. I have qty 2 all 4 day GA+ tickets and one RV powered spaceport spot With companion vehicle pass for sale.
I paid 1100 for the RV spot with pass and 1300 for the tickets after all the fees
I will see both GA+ passes and the RV and companion vehicle f for a total of 2000$
Or both the GA+ for 900 the RV pass for 1100.

Losing assets can be a distressing experience, but there are steps you can take to increase your chances of recovering them. Whether it's a misplaced valuable item or a financial asset that seems to have vanished, this guide will provide you with a roadmap to follow in your quest to recover your lost assets.

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Conclusion: Losing assets can be a stressful experience, but by following these steps, you can increase your chances of recovering them. Remember to gather information, report the loss to the police and insurance companies, utilize online resources, engage professional services if necessary, spread the word, and stay persistent. With determination and a systematic approach, you can enhance the likelihood of recovering your lost assets.

I lived quite comfortably out of a 2015 Forester for about a year. I'm looking at used Sprinters to upgrade my square footage and to accommodate my cat. Wondering the best way to add stand alone heat and A/C(like a roof mounted RV style Dometic) and electrical power. Also it looks like the Sprinters have many glass configurations. How hard would it be to add side door and rear glass if I couldn't find one used that has it already? Thank you all! Love to lurk here for inspiration.

I’m looking at this 2013 C350 sedan. I love the look.
I’d really appreciate your help in deciding if it’s a good buy or not. I don’t know much about cars.
Link:
https://www.rexdalehyundai.ca/vehicles/2013/mercedes-benz/c-class/etobicoke/on/58440313/?sale_class=used
carfax:
https://vhr.carfax.ca/?id=hH0F8HxWAOOpA1ATdMl6dYUQCzjPkNuT
Context: I live in a small town, and won’t be driving very much. Might put maybe 2-3000 kms on it per year. Gas doesn’t really bother me. I’d just like something pretty, fast, and fun to drive. I currently have a 2012 Audi Q5. Nice car but the engine oil consumption is annoying. And I won’t be needing a car as big anymore so I’d like a nice sedan.
What issues do you see coming up? What should I ask about the car? I could take a mechanic with me to inspect it, for sure. But I’d still like to know you guy’s thoughts on the deal. Yes I know there’s some bad curb rash on the rims. Annoying but fixable. Pls tell me if I should stay away!
TIA

I’m looking at this 2013 C350 sedan. I love the look.
I’d really appreciate your help in deciding if it’s a good buy or not. I don’t know much about cars.
Link:
https://www.rexdalehyundai.ca/vehicles/2013/mercedes-benz/c-class/etobicoke/on/58440313/?sale_class=used
carfax:
https://vhr.carfax.ca/?id=hH0F8HxWAOOpA1ATdMl6dYUQCzjPkNuT
Context: I live in a small town, and won’t be driving very much. Might put maybe 2-3000 kms on it per year. Gas doesn’t really bother me. I’d just like something pretty, fast, and fun to drive. I currently have a 2012 Audi Q5. Nice car but the engine oil consumption is annoying. And I won’t be needing a car as big anymore so I’d like a nice sedan.
What issues do you see coming up? What should I ask about the car? I could take a mechanic with me to inspect it, for sure. But I’d still like to know you guy’s thoughts on the deal. Yes I know there’s some bad curb rash on the rims. Annoying but fixable. Pls tell me if I should stay away!
TIA

The Order of Prince Yaroslav the Wise, fifth class, is the highest rank a Ukrainian foreign national can achieve. Its newest inductee is back home in Florida and has been in the shower so long he’s lost track of time. His feel for the present moment will return in about thirty seconds when the hot water runs out. His hair has been both shampooed and conditioned. His body throughly soaped. It’s the shower’s warm solitude he cannot leave. There is plenty to do today; an interview at a radio station at eleven, lunch with his sponsor, an early dinner at his mom’s pastor’s. All of them want to know more about his experience overseas, they want to know how the war is progressing, they want to hear how he went from Highland Hills High School to war hero. What they don’t want to hear, what David does not want to hear, is how cold his new found notoriety makes him feel. Before can explore his melancholy any further, the hot water goes. The steam rising above the shower clears as a lukewarm solution rinses the remaining soap and warmth off David’s body. He remembers taking similarly cold showers in Ukraine, and how happy he was to have them. It’s shocking how clean a man can get with a half full bucket of water and a couple of towels.
“Ah look at Abie! Clean enough for a Russian bitch.” says Bone in his thick provincial accent. Words David can’t remember Bone actually saying or they only sound like something he would say. Sitting around waiting for mechanics, waiting on orders, waiting on food, waiting on the Russians to start shooting, David didn’t know war could be so boring. The only thing Bone said he liked more than killing Russians was fucking them. The rest of the guys in the platoon knew Bone was probably lying, but he was their instructor, and they were the international volunteers, so he was never questioned. He was the only person in their platoon who spoke Russian and Ukrainian and English. One guy, this kid from Belgium, called Bone a cunt after failing to pull the pen on a grenade during a training exercise, and Bone gave it to him.
“What is this? You do not have to pull pens in Belgium? Or do you like to give your enemies the grenade so they can throw it back?” said Bone. He then effeminately ran around the kid saying, “Here Mr. German. Take my grenade. They are loud and I am afraid.” Bone comes back to his real voice. “Killing Russians is no different than driving a truck. It is your job. Don’t think. Don’t be like this Belgian. Pull the pin. Kill Russians.” The Belgian kid said something to Bone but no one knew what it was because no one spoke French. This didn’t stop Bone from hitting him in the face so hard it broke his nose. The kid quit later that day, and Bone got written up which David told him is like a kid being put in timeout during a house invasion.
“What is this time out?” Bone asked.
The water is cold so David gets out. In the kitchen his mother goes over the day’s itinerary again, just to be thorough she adds.
“Do you know where you are going David? No, sorry. Do you know where you are going Abie?” she asks as David grabs a breakfast banana.
“Yes ma’am.”
“You know parking can be difficult downtown. Be sure to take quarters for the meter.”
“Yes ma’am.”
“And be sure to be yourself. I hope they are nice to you. You know how the media likes to spin things these days. I don’t think they are too liberal but don’t let them put words in your mouth. If they ask you something you don’t want to answer, you just say ‘No comment'. You just tell your story. You are a hero. And then you’ll meet with Fred, and then dinner at Pastor's. Be there at four. If it’s ok with you I’m going to bring the medal. Pastor will want to see it. He’s a big fan of Zelensky.”
“Yes ma’am.”
“Ok. Enough doting. That’s all you’re getting out to me today. Are you excited? Isn’t this exciting? News Radio 950 is doing a story about you. They want to hear about their local war hero…and that’s you. Give me a hug and get going before you are late.”
“Yes ma’am.”
In his car, David listens to Domination by Pantera at full volume. The heavy riffs, screaming and terrifying drums raise his spirit. Bone used to play it all the time. David hasn’t prepared anything for save his memory of his time in Ukraine. Perhaps Bone is giving an interview somewhere? You didn’t do anything wrong, he tells himself as he opens the station’s door. Inside he finds an attractive, young woman named Sara who has been emailing him for the past several weeks.
“Nice to officially meet. Right this way.”
David does his best not to stare at her as she leads him through corridor of offices and hallways.
“She looks nice. Go into an office with her.” says Bone.
“We’ve all been looking forward to having a more in-depth conversation with you. Our programming producer, who is also named David, will be asking you most of the questions. But I begged him to let me ask some too, so you might say I will also be interviewing you. I hope that’s ok?”
Sara’s blonde hair folds into a neat part on the left side of her head. David pictures her styling it in her bathroom, in a bathrobe. It’s been a while since he has smelled perfume. He found a bottle in an abandoned apartment in Zaporizhzhia and kept it. It had some Chinese lettering he couldn’t read, but it smelt nice. Some of the guys teased him when they found it saying he was going to attract Russian because he smelt like an Asian. Sara’s perfume smells expensive and French. She introduces him to David the producer and the three of them find three seats on the end of a conference room table. Sara sits on the same side as David. After introductions, David starts the interview by saying even though he is not sure exactly when the piece will air, he is certain it will before the end of the month. He then adds something about how David is a hero for doing what he did.
“So tell us how you found yourself in Ukraine?”
“Well it was pretty easy really. I went online and volunteered for the IVB, that was the name of my unit, the International Volunteer Brigade. I don’t think I talked to a real person until I booked my flight to Poland. It was mostly just forms I was filling out online. So yeah it was pretty easy. So I landed in Krakow and my recruiter picked me up. I stayed in a hotel for a few days while we waited on a couple more guys to show up. One was from Spain, another from Portugal. The Portuguese guy never showed, or if he did he didn’t come with us. I guess he could have volunteered with another outfit. I guess that’s the thing about the war I didn’t really expect. We were always just kinda losing people. And I don’t mean they were killed, although a lot of them were. I mean guys would just be with you one minute and gone the next. And then you’d find them a week later and I go, ‘Where have you been?’ ‘Oh I’ve been in Dnipro’ or ‘Oh I got picked up by the Regs.’ It was crazy. The only place where that didn’t happen was the front.”
“Who do you mean by ‘the Regs?’” asks David.
“The regular army. The Ukrainians. The good guys we were there to help. Sometimes they would be short a man so they’d just nab one of the volunteers. That was a bad gig. The Ukrainians wanted their most motivated guys fighting in the worst places. I only had to do it a couple of times, but…it was not something I did and wanted to do again. ”
David rubs his hand over his arm. He can’t smell the hot blonde anymore, only trench dirt and gun oil. The soil of Donetsk had a deep brown color to it he always enjoyed. Even with snipers supposedly in the area, digging was one of his favorite jobs. The earth smelled vibrant, full of worms and nitrogen and reminded him of his granddad, coming in from a day of field work, his jeans and boots caked in a rich layer of his land.
“So tell us what is it like being a hometown celebrity?” asks Sara. “You’re from here so people already know you, but what’s it like now? I mean now, gosh, everyone i know has been talking about this kid from Highland who won a medal from Zelensky. Did you get to bring it by the way? You were on the national news. It was NBC, but still…”
A bouquet of scents and questions. David looks across the room and sees Bone sitting with a heavy slouch in a chair at the other end of the conference table. He looks rough; still alive but not by much. He sits holding his side, his chin on his chest.
“It’s neat I guess. I walk down the street and people call my name. I take lots of pictures with people. Everyone is really nice. I felt like I was kinda a wallflower before.It’s something I think lots of people think about experiencing. I know I did, I just never thought it would be for this.”
“What did you want to be when you were a boy?” asks Sara.
“I don’t know. The normal stuff; doctor, fireman, my Dad was in sales, so not that. I think about it a lot. I think mostly I just wanted to be good. I didn’t like getting into trouble.”
“Oh my gosh, I was the exact same.” says Sara. Then durning her boss she adds “David, I don’t know if you knew this about me and this David, but we actually went to Highland High at the same time. I was a senior when you would have been a freshman, but I swear I remember you. I thought you were cute.”
“Don’t be trying to steal my assistant Dave. Can I call you Dave?”
“David’s fine.”
Bone perks up and tells them to call him Abie
“Ok so let’s get back on track. You’re over there, you’re fighting Russians, you’re helping the Ukrainians, can you tell us, what was that like?”
“What is war like?”
“Yeah the war, but you’re doing a good thing. You volunteered to help an oppressed people, to fight against tyranny, something I think our listeners think our government should have done a long time ago. But while our President sits on his ass, you bravely go do the thing that needs be done. God it must have been exhilarating, but I don’t know, I don’t want to put words in your mouth.”
Bone lays his head back on the desk and says something David can’t quite make out but thinks he knows what his commander is saying.
“Meta.”
“What?” asks David.
“It’s a Ukrainian word I learned while over there. It means purpose, but more than just doing a job, it’s your calling. It’s a word the priests with the beards use a lot. Everyday I knew exactly what was expected of me and what I could expect from everyone around me. I had clarity for the first time in my life. I felt like I could see for miles in every direction, like sitting on the roof watching all the cars going by.”
Bone stands up out of his chair and walks out of the office.
“Even when I was scared I knew that was to be expected. And when I was tired, I knew that too was to be expected. And when I was hungry, and wet, and cold, and angry enough to kill. I knew that too was to be expected because war is a cauldron. Everything gets boiled into a singularity. It’s terrifying but also pretty damn motivating. What sucks is that I can already feel everything starting to get cloudy again.”
Leaning his belly against the table, David leans in to ask his next question as if he does not want to be heard.
“Did you, you know…and this will be off the record…did you kill anyone else?”
Sara places her empty hand on the table, an offering for David to hold should his answer prove too much. But David knows the answer is not too much for his has thought of little else.
“Nope. Just the one.”
After another few minutes of hearing how brave he has been, how proud his family must be and how grateful the station is to have him come in, the interview is over. The producer shakes David’s hand and Sara walks him out. She mentions that friends of her’s are going to a new bar in the Depot and suggests David should come too. He says he can come but it will be late because he has dinner plans. “That’s ok. I’ll be there pretty late.”
—————————
Only a few blocks from the radio station, David pulls into a Waffle House parking lot. There is condensation on the windows of the building and cigarette butts near the door. Nothing here breathes well, David notes. Inside he finds his old sponsor sitting at booth by himself. David sees Fred before Fred sees him and for a moment considers leaving. However, he sees Bone sits in the corner of the restaurant, smiling and looking to flirt with a chubby waitress with grown sons.
“How the hell are you Abie?” says Fred. No turning back now.
“Sober for today.”
“Me too.”
The pair order eggs, toast and bacon. The cook makes each of them a waffle on the house after recognizing David. He finishes his plate before Fred can finish a piece of toast. Meals happen quick on the battlefield and David can’t seem to slow himself down long to enjoy his food. Bone is no longer in the corner. David sees him moving around the room; following an old lady into the restroom. He comes out with a grotesque look on his face. “That little woman took the biggest shit I’ve ever seen! Abie, come and look at it. It won’t flush. Call in a drone strike. We are going to have to pull back!”
“So” says Fred, “Mr. War Hero, how are you really? You’ve got recognition, a war recommendation, you’re doing interviews, you still got your sobriety. Life seems to be going well, but…”
“How I am really?” When he was in NA Fred could always sniff out if he was high. As his sponsor that was his job, but David never liked it. I know you say you’re fine, but how are your really. Effective, but crude. Fred taps his finger to the tip of his nose. Bingo kid. David looks around the room for Bone but doesn’t find him.
“I’m good man. Things are going well. Everyone always asks me how I’m doing, but I’m really fine. I honestly don’t feel much different than when I left. Same shit different day you know? Girls come up to me now, so that’s different I guess. So…yeah…things are good. Still sober. No real temptation to go back down that road. Been working the Steps since I got back. Doing the work. I didn’t even think about getting high when I was over there. I’m serious. Not once. I’ve got a therapist that I’m seeing. She’s really smart. And I get to see her for free. It’s part of some rehabilitation program from the federal government. I’m moving out of my Mom’s soon. I found an apartment through the church she goes to. There is a guy there who owns a bunch of places and he hooked me up with a really nice place for really cheap. He gave us a really good deal on it. The same guy said I could come work for him too when I felt I was ready. He has a real estate business and said he is always looking for new realtors. With my story, he told me, he thinks I could to really well.”
Bone sits in the booth next to Fred. His face his clean, empty. Without blinking, moving or saying anything he stares at David; human mirror he is unsure is alive or dead, in a Waffle House in Florida or an expensive dirty tank in Ukraine.
“But then I think, do I really wanna use my story to sell real estate? Some douchebag buys an apartment I’m selling him because I killed a Russian general. That’s not why I went over there. And who would even ask me to that? They don’t know what it was like. They make it seem like going over there was no big deal, that killing generals is something that happens all the time, or that the war is going well. Really man, I got so lucky with that shot. I’ve had trained snipers tell me they probably couldn’t hit a target at that range. But I did. I did that and I know I could never do it again. Even if I could, I don’t know if I’d want to. I didn’t know that guy. I mean I now know a bunch of stuff about him, but it’s only what I’ve been told. They told me that he supported Putin from the beginning and that a lot of the war planning was his idea. Ok. If you say so Bone. But I looked this guy up, he has a wikipedia page, and a wife, and kids, probably grandkids. I don’t know if his family is proud of him or not, but I know they will never see him again. And then just the charade of it all. So I got to meet the Ukrainian War Minister, Zelensky’s right hand man. Still not worth it. There’s just nothing noble or romantic about it. It’s all just a cold, black hole that runs on death and killing and for some reason you have to look at it…at least I do. I suppose I thought at some point I would see something. Never did though.”
Bone breaks his stare and cracks a smile.
“And for who, for what Fred? What is going to happen when all of this is over other than the same thing that happens after every war. A cabal of erudite assholes are going to meet in an overly secure room in the Netherlands and draw a new line in between Ukraine and Russia which is exactly what those same assholes did seventy years ago, and seventy years before that, and in seventy years we’ll do the same thing all over again. Wash, rinse and repeat. That line makes about as much sense as the first day of Spring. Sure, there is an official first day of Spring, March 20th or whatever, but we all know that there was some really warm days before the 20th and there is going to be some real cold days afterwards. But the 20th is the official day. It doesn’t make Spring happen. It just kinda helps sense out of a blurry situation. It wasn’t two days after getting there I realized the whole thing is so complicated. Half the regs were guys who had either lived in Russia at some point, gone to school there mostly, or had family living there. It felt like trying to break up a fight at a family reunion, only everyone is holding ARs as they argue about whether or not the 20th is the first day of Spring. The conflict goes back so far you can’t make out the start. And the profiteering my god, that’s what really gets me. Just like that asshole who wants to use the war to sell real estate, all the arms manufacturers who are pouring guns and bullets and tanks into Ukraine, propping this war machine so they can win another government contract. It’s sick. The people running those companies have the first available seat in hell. And Putin too. He started this whole mess. First him, then a nice row of CEOs and shareholders, that’s who I want to in hell. And there is never talk of any alternative. None. Not even a whisper. Just two sides trying to exhaust the other for a better seat at the bargaining table.”
Bone gets up to leave, but not before stretching his back, revealing a large, dark red stain in his uniform, just above his waist line.
“So here I am in all my hometown glory.” says David, “The renown Prince of the Order of the Ukrainian Shit-Show.”
There is a wet spot on David’s pants which he is not sure how it got there. He looks at Bone who is already out the door and running down the street. It’s ok, David thinks to himself, I know where he is going. ———————————————— At the 7-11 next to Waffle House David buys two tall boys and two shots of Jack. He pours the whiskey into the cans and kills the second one as he pulls into Pastor’s driveway where several Mercedes, Teslas and BMWs are parked. David clears his throat, spits into the bushes and unwraps a stick of gum. He enters the house after two hard knocks.
“Oh I think that is him.” David hears his mom say after shutting the large, dark front door. She comes around the corner of the corridor to tell him he is late and to take his shoes off.
“But my socks don’t match.”
“Well take those off too! Pastor just put down new carpet.”
“Ah well, since there is new carpet involved. Let’s not walk on the new carpet.”
The rest of the dinner party comes around the corridor in their socks. Each of them personally thanks David for coming and for his service. The men shake his hand. The women all give him hugs. By the end of introductions David has met two bankers, two retirees, and handful of housewives, as well as two more pastors and their wives. Bone is the last to shake his hand. He tells Abie he smells like old lady perfume. Elenor, Pastor’s wife, takes David’s arm, sliding her’s underneath his, leading him into their recently renovated kitchen. The rest of the group follows.
“Well dinner is almost ready. As we wait, why don’t you tell us about Ukraine.”
“Leave him alone Ellie,” says Pastor, “maybe he’s tired of talking about it.”
“I don’t mind.” says Abie. “I don’t mind telling people about blowing some Russian guy’s head off.”
“David Absalom!”
“It’s ok Mom. Yeah so I saw this column of tanks approaching our trench, which ran parallel to this road running west outta Horlivka. I don’t think they knew it was there, or if they did know, they sure as shit didn’t know we were in it, which was weird because we’d been trading fire with them all day. We were all scared shitless. It was only me and Jizzy and Bone. Right Bone? Oh yeah, it wasn’t Jizz it was that kid from Croatia. The one who fucking just ran off one day. I don’t remember his name. Anyways, Bone tells us to all be real still, play like we are dead. So this entire tank column passes by us. Takes for fucking ever. Couldn’t have been more than an hour, but it felt like ten. Finally it starts to let up you know, the last tank passes. So Bone takes the radio and tries to find a spot to call it in. As he is doing that I see the last tank, which was what Bone, about four hundred yards from us? Anyway, he comes to a stop, and out pops the unluckiest son of bitch in the whole war. The General gets out to take a piss, I take aim, figuring I’ll just scare him. And yeah. Bam. Headshot. He didn’t feel a thing; killed him with his dick in his hand. Speaking of which…if you will excuse me.”
“The bathroom is back down the hallway, first door on your left.” says Pastor.
“Is it a full bath?” ask Abie.
“Three-quarter.”
“Close enough.”
No one looks him in the eye, no one except Bone and Pastor. The bathroom has been redone in the same tile as the kitchen. David takes off his clothes, turns the steel knob in the shower to red, sits one floor and waits for the water to get warm.

Getting Cash For Junk Cars can be achieved by selling your old, unwanted car. it’s a good choice if it’s taking up space in your garage or driveway. You’ll not only make a greater amount of space, but you’ll also have more cash in your pocket. But it might be difficult to sell junk car, particularly if you don’t know where to begin.
We will assist you through every step of selling junk cars for cash in this comprehensive guide, from choosing the best buyer to negotiating the greatest price.

Determine Your Car’s Value

You must ascertain the value of your car before looking for a buyer. To estimate the value of your car, use internet tools like Edmunds or Kelley Blue Book. Remember that if your car is damaged or in poor condition, the actual value can be lower.

Find A Buyer

It’s time to find a buyer after you know how much your car is worth. Selling your junk car can be done in a number of ways, including:
Auto wreckers: There are several companies that focus on purchasing junk cars. Usually, they will give you a quote based on the weight of your car and the going rate for scrap.
Here is a complete guide on finding best junk car buyers.

Private Buyers:

Attempting to sell the junk car to a private buyer is another option. Even though it can be more difficult, you might be able to sell your car for more money than you would through a junk car buyer.

Online Marketplaces:

You can sell your junk car on websites like Craigslist or Facebook Marketplace.

Get Your Car Ready.

You must get the junk car ready for sale before you sell it. This entails washing the car and removing any personal stuff. Additionally, gather whatever documentation you have for the vehicle, such as the registration or title.

Welcome to the weekly /Louisville Classifieds and Promotions thread.
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Sony Pictures! Here are options for downloading or watching The Machine streaming the full movie online for free on 123movies & Reddit, including where to watch Burt Kreischer and Jimmy Tatro new action comedy movie at home. Is The Machine 2023 available to stream? Is watching The Machine on Disney Plus, HBO Max, Netflix, or Amazon Prime? Yes, we have found an authentic streaming option / service.

Watch Now: The Machine (2023) Online Free

Link: https://osemtv.co/en/movie/647250/the-machine
Few things scream "family bonding" like getting kidnapped by the Russian mob. In Sony's upcoming feature The Machine (2023), that's exactly what happens (more or less). Based on the viral story from comedian Bert Kreischer, The Machine chronicles his drunken trip to Russia during college. Twenty years later, that trip catches up to him when he and his estranged father Albert (Mark Hamill) are kidnapped due to something Bert allegedly did. So, caught in a battle with the crime family, Bert and his father retrace young Bert's (Jimmy Tatro) steps, all while attempting to work on their relationship with each other. The Machine was written by Kevin Biegel (Cougar Town) and Scotty Landes (Ma), with Peter Atencio (Key and Peele) as the director. Bert Kreischer and his wife LeeAnn Kreischer produced the feature with Atencio, Judi Marmel, and Cale Boyter. It was executive produced by Jay Ashenfelter and Philip Waley. Alongside Bert Kreischer, Tatro, and Hamill, The Machine stars Iva Babič, Stephanie Kurtzuba, Jess Gabor, Martyn Ford, Mercedes De La Cruz, Robert Maaser, and Amelie Child Villiers.
If you're planning to live vicariously through Bert Kreischer and his Russian adventures, we've compiled all current information on The Machine's theatrical release date and showtimes, streaming debut, DVD release, and more. So Here's when and how to watch The Machine, including its theatrical and streaming release date.

When Is the Release Date of The Machine?

The Machine will have a wide release beginning May 26, 2023. It shares a release date with a number of big hitters, including Disney's live-action remake of The Little Mermaid starring Halle Bailey, Kandahar starring Gerard Butler, and About My Father starring Robert De Niro and Sebastian Maniscalco. Other movies playing in theaters during the same time frame include Fast X, Book Club: The Next Chapter, and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, among.

Where To Watch The Machine:

As of now, the only way to watch The Machine is to head out to a movie theater when it releases on Friday, May 26. You can find local shows on Fandango, IMAX, Regal, AMC Theatres, Cinemark, Cineplex, Landmark Theatres, Alamo Drafthouse and Harkins Theatres.
Watch Now: The Machine (2023) Online Free
Otherwise, you’ll just have to wait for it to become available to rent or purchase on digital platforms like Amazon, Vudu, YouTube and Apple, or become available to stream on Netflix.
However, it will be available to stream on the Peacock platform soon. Netflix typically follows a 90-day period before its theatrical releases come to the streaming platform. That means we may see the live-action version of "The Machine" come to Netflix as early as August 2023.

Will The Machine Head to Streaming?

Currently, there is no projected streaming date for The Machine. However, it's likely the movie will ultimately land on Netflix following its theatrical run, thanks to a multi-year streaming deal between Sony and Netflix. The deal officially began in 2022, giving Netflix licensing rights to stream upcoming Sony features, as well older titles from the Sony library. Additionally, Netflix is a fitting streaming home for The Machine, since Bert Kreischer has several stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, including the similarly named Bert Kreischer: The Machine.

Will The Machine Be On Netflix?

Yes, The Machine will eventually be on Netflix as a result of a deal inked between the streaming platform and the movie’s distributor, Sony Pictures. The deal gives the streamer U.S. rights to all the company’s theatrical films starting in 2022.
While a streaming release date has not yet been announced, we can make an estimate based on another recent Sony film. The Woman King was released in theaters on Sept. 16, 2022, before it came to Netflix on Feb. 16, 2023 — around five months after it debuted. If The Machine follows the same pattern, we could be watching from the comfort of our homes by mid-September 2023.
However, a digital release date should arrive much sooner. The Storm Reid-led thriller Missing was released in theaters on Jan. 20 before becoming available to purchase or rent on March 7 — about 45 days after its debut. By that logic, The Machine should come to digital by late May 2023.

Will The Machine Be On HBO Max?

No, The Machine will not be HBO Max since it’s not a Warner Bros. movie. In the meantime, you’ll just have to head out to a movie theater or wait for it to become available to stream on Netflix.

Is The Machine on Hulu?

We hate to tell you that ‘The Machine’ is not included in Hulu’s library. Alternatively, you can check out some other horror movies you might enjoy watching, such as ‘The Wretched‘ and ‘Agnes.’

Is The Machine on Amazon Prime?

No, Amazon Prime does not house ‘The Machine’ in its extensive content catalog. However, you can always tune into other alternatives the streaming giant offers, including ‘While We Sleep‘ and ‘The Assent.’
How to Watch The Machine Online? Currently, ‘The Machine’ has been released exclusively in theaters, so you cannot watch the horror movie online, be it by streaming or purchasing. However, if your patience is running thin and you want an immersive experience, check show timings and book tickets on the movie’s official website and Fandango.

How to Watch The Machine Online For Free?

Most Viewed, Most Favorite, Top Rating, Top IMDb movies online. Here we can download and watch 123movies movies offline. 123Movies website is the best alternative to The Machine (2023) free online. We will recommend 123Movies is the best Solarmovie alternatives.
There are a few ways to watch The Machine online in the U.S. You can use a streaming service such as Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime Video. You can also rent or buy the movie on iTunes or Google Play. You can also watch it on-demand or on a streaming app available on your TV or streaming device if you have cable.

Will The Machine Be Released on DVD and Blu-ray?

As with most films that debut in theaters, audiences can likely expect a physical format release of The Machine eventually. No specific on-sale dates for DVD or Blu-ray editions have been announced yet. Further information regarding physical release will potentially not be available until a few weeks following The Machine's theatrical premiere. Additionally, should it also receive Digital and VOD releases, the physical formats will likely not happen until a few weeks after that.

Who's In the Cast of The Machine?

Kreischer is very much the star of the show here, but being his first feature film, he'll likely be happy to have a strong supporting cast join him. Fans of the stand-up comic were ecstatic to learn that Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill (Star Wars), would be joining the project in a hysterical announcement video where Hamill was announcing his "top secret" project while Bert is drinking with his shirt off in the background. Hamill is reportedly playing an exaggerated version of Bert's father, Albert Kreischer.
Iva Babic (The Last Serb in Croatia) will also have a major supporting role in the film and will be joined by Jimmy Tatro (American Vandal), Martyn Ford (F9: The Fast Saga), Jess Gabor (Shameless), Mercedes De La Cruz (Bates Motel), Robert Maaser (1917), Amelie Child Villiers (The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power), and Stephanie Kurtzuba (The Irishman).

What Exactly Is the Machine Story?

Obviously, Bert Kreischer is the one who tells this story the best and there are plenty of clips online of him telling the story if you want to hear it for yourself, but here's a quick summary:
It all started when Kreischer randomly picked a Russian language class while attending college. According to him, the professor was desperate to keep students and was just giving out positive grades, and eventually planned a semester in Russia. The areas in which the classes were taking place were all locations controlled by various families of the Russian mob, so protection was hired in the form of paid-off mobsters. Kreischer unexpectedly formed a bond with the mobsters, saying the few words in Russian he actually knew, "I am the Machine". And just like that, a legend was born. Eventually, Kreischer and the mobsters robbed virtually every person on a train ride one day, which is the catalyst for the events that occur in the film. Check out the video in the player above to hear the story in Kreischer's own words.

Sony Pictures! Here are options for downloading or watching The Machine streaming the full movie online for free on 123movies & Reddit, including where to watch Burt Kreischer and Jimmy Tatro new action comedy movie at home. Is The Machine 2023 available to stream? Is watching The Machine on Disney Plus, HBO Max, Netflix, or Amazon Prime? Yes, we have found an authentic streaming option / service.

Watch Now: The Machine (2023) Online Free

Link: https://osemtv.co/en/movie/647250/the-machine
Few things scream "family bonding" like getting kidnapped by the Russian mob. In Sony's upcoming feature The Machine (2023), that's exactly what happens (more or less). Based on the viral story from comedian Bert Kreischer, The Machine chronicles his drunken trip to Russia during college. Twenty years later, that trip catches up to him when he and his estranged father Albert (Mark Hamill) are kidnapped due to something Bert allegedly did. So, caught in a battle with the crime family, Bert and his father retrace young Bert's (Jimmy Tatro) steps, all while attempting to work on their relationship with each other. The Machine was written by Kevin Biegel (Cougar Town) and Scotty Landes (Ma), with Peter Atencio (Key and Peele) as the director. Bert Kreischer and his wife LeeAnn Kreischer produced the feature with Atencio, Judi Marmel, and Cale Boyter. It was executive produced by Jay Ashenfelter and Philip Waley. Alongside Bert Kreischer, Tatro, and Hamill, The Machine stars Iva Babič, Stephanie Kurtzuba, Jess Gabor, Martyn Ford, Mercedes De La Cruz, Robert Maaser, and Amelie Child Villiers.
If you're planning to live vicariously through Bert Kreischer and his Russian adventures, we've compiled all current information on The Machine's theatrical release date and showtimes, streaming debut, DVD release, and more. So Here's when and how to watch The Machine, including its theatrical and streaming release date.

When Is the Release Date of The Machine?

The Machine will have a wide release beginning May 26, 2023. It shares a release date with a number of big hitters, including Disney's live-action remake of The Little Mermaid starring Halle Bailey, Kandahar starring Gerard Butler, and About My Father starring Robert De Niro and Sebastian Maniscalco. Other movies playing in theaters during the same time frame include Fast X, Book Club: The Next Chapter, and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, among.

Where To Watch The Machine:

As of now, the only way to watch The Machine is to head out to a movie theater when it releases on Friday, May 26. You can find local shows on Fandango, IMAX, Regal, AMC Theatres, Cinemark, Cineplex, Landmark Theatres, Alamo Drafthouse and Harkins Theatres.
Watch Now: The Machine (2023) Online Free
Otherwise, you’ll just have to wait for it to become available to rent or purchase on digital platforms like Amazon, Vudu, YouTube and Apple, or become available to stream on Netflix.
However, it will be available to stream on the Peacock platform soon. Netflix typically follows a 90-day period before its theatrical releases come to the streaming platform. That means we may see the live-action version of "The Machine" come to Netflix as early as August 2023.

Will The Machine Head to Streaming?

Currently, there is no projected streaming date for The Machine. However, it's likely the movie will ultimately land on Netflix following its theatrical run, thanks to a multi-year streaming deal between Sony and Netflix. The deal officially began in 2022, giving Netflix licensing rights to stream upcoming Sony features, as well older titles from the Sony library. Additionally, Netflix is a fitting streaming home for The Machine, since Bert Kreischer has several stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, including the similarly named Bert Kreischer: The Machine.

Will The Machine Be On Netflix?

Yes, The Machine will eventually be on Netflix as a result of a deal inked between the streaming platform and the movie’s distributor, Sony Pictures. The deal gives the streamer U.S. rights to all the company’s theatrical films starting in 2022.
While a streaming release date has not yet been announced, we can make an estimate based on another recent Sony film. The Woman King was released in theaters on Sept. 16, 2022, before it came to Netflix on Feb. 16, 2023 — around five months after it debuted. If The Machine follows the same pattern, we could be watching from the comfort of our homes by mid-September 2023.
However, a digital release date should arrive much sooner. The Storm Reid-led thriller Missing was released in theaters on Jan. 20 before becoming available to purchase or rent on March 7 — about 45 days after its debut. By that logic, The Machine should come to digital by late May 2023.

Will The Machine Be On HBO Max?

No, The Machine will not be HBO Max since it’s not a Warner Bros. movie. In the meantime, you’ll just have to head out to a movie theater or wait for it to become available to stream on Netflix.

Is The Machine on Hulu?

We hate to tell you that ‘The Machine’ is not included in Hulu’s library. Alternatively, you can check out some other horror movies you might enjoy watching, such as ‘The Wretched‘ and ‘Agnes.’

Is The Machine on Amazon Prime?

No, Amazon Prime does not house ‘The Machine’ in its extensive content catalog. However, you can always tune into other alternatives the streaming giant offers, including ‘While We Sleep‘ and ‘The Assent.’
How to Watch The Machine Online? Currently, ‘The Machine’ has been released exclusively in theaters, so you cannot watch the horror movie online, be it by streaming or purchasing. However, if your patience is running thin and you want an immersive experience, check show timings and book tickets on the movie’s official website and Fandango.

How to Watch The Machine Online For Free?

Most Viewed, Most Favorite, Top Rating, Top IMDb movies online. Here we can download and watch 123movies movies offline. 123Movies website is the best alternative to The Machine (2023) free online. We will recommend 123Movies is the best Solarmovie alternatives.
There are a few ways to watch The Machine online in the U.S. You can use a streaming service such as Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime Video. You can also rent or buy the movie on iTunes or Google Play. You can also watch it on-demand or on a streaming app available on your TV or streaming device if you have cable.

Will The Machine Be Released on DVD and Blu-ray?

As with most films that debut in theaters, audiences can likely expect a physical format release of The Machine eventually. No specific on-sale dates for DVD or Blu-ray editions have been announced yet. Further information regarding physical release will potentially not be available until a few weeks following The Machine's theatrical premiere. Additionally, should it also receive Digital and VOD releases, the physical formats will likely not happen until a few weeks after that.

Who's In the Cast of The Machine?

Kreischer is very much the star of the show here, but being his first feature film, he'll likely be happy to have a strong supporting cast join him. Fans of the stand-up comic were ecstatic to learn that Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill (Star Wars), would be joining the project in a hysterical announcement video where Hamill was announcing his "top secret" project while Bert is drinking with his shirt off in the background. Hamill is reportedly playing an exaggerated version of Bert's father, Albert Kreischer.
Iva Babic (The Last Serb in Croatia) will also have a major supporting role in the film and will be joined by Jimmy Tatro (American Vandal), Martyn Ford (F9: The Fast Saga), Jess Gabor (Shameless), Mercedes De La Cruz (Bates Motel), Robert Maaser (1917), Amelie Child Villiers (The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power), and Stephanie Kurtzuba (The Irishman).

What Exactly Is the Machine Story?

Obviously, Bert Kreischer is the one who tells this story the best and there are plenty of clips online of him telling the story if you want to hear it for yourself, but here's a quick summary:
It all started when Kreischer randomly picked a Russian language class while attending college. According to him, the professor was desperate to keep students and was just giving out positive grades, and eventually planned a semester in Russia. The areas in which the classes were taking place were all locations controlled by various families of the Russian mob, so protection was hired in the form of paid-off mobsters. Kreischer unexpectedly formed a bond with the mobsters, saying the few words in Russian he actually knew, "I am the Machine". And just like that, a legend was born. Eventually, Kreischer and the mobsters robbed virtually every person on a train ride one day, which is the catalyst for the events that occur in the film. Check out the video in the player above to hear the story in Kreischer's own words.

Sony Pictures! Here are options for downloading or watching The Machine streaming the full movie online for free on 123movies & Reddit, including where to watch Burt Kreischer and Jimmy Tatro new action comedy movie at home. Is The Machine 2023 available to stream? Is watching The Machine on Disney Plus, HBO Max, Netflix, or Amazon Prime? Yes, we have found an authentic streaming option / service.

Watch Now: The Machine (2023) Online Free

Link: https://osemtv.co/en/movie/647250/the-machine
Few things scream "family bonding" like getting kidnapped by the Russian mob. In Sony's upcoming feature The Machine (2023), that's exactly what happens (more or less). Based on the viral story from comedian Bert Kreischer, The Machine chronicles his drunken trip to Russia during college. Twenty years later, that trip catches up to him when he and his estranged father Albert (Mark Hamill) are kidnapped due to something Bert allegedly did. So, caught in a battle with the crime family, Bert and his father retrace young Bert's (Jimmy Tatro) steps, all while attempting to work on their relationship with each other. The Machine was written by Kevin Biegel (Cougar Town) and Scotty Landes (Ma), with Peter Atencio (Key and Peele) as the director. Bert Kreischer and his wife LeeAnn Kreischer produced the feature with Atencio, Judi Marmel, and Cale Boyter. It was executive produced by Jay Ashenfelter and Philip Waley. Alongside Bert Kreischer, Tatro, and Hamill, The Machine stars Iva Babič, Stephanie Kurtzuba, Jess Gabor, Martyn Ford, Mercedes De La Cruz, Robert Maaser, and Amelie Child Villiers.
If you're planning to live vicariously through Bert Kreischer and his Russian adventures, we've compiled all current information on The Machine's theatrical release date and showtimes, streaming debut, DVD release, and more. So Here's when and how to watch The Machine, including its theatrical and streaming release date.

When Is the Release Date of The Machine?

The Machine will have a wide release beginning May 26, 2023. It shares a release date with a number of big hitters, including Disney's live-action remake of The Little Mermaid starring Halle Bailey, Kandahar starring Gerard Butler, and About My Father starring Robert De Niro and Sebastian Maniscalco. Other movies playing in theaters during the same time frame include Fast X, Book Club: The Next Chapter, and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, among.

Where To Watch The Machine:

As of now, the only way to watch The Machine is to head out to a movie theater when it releases on Friday, May 26. You can find local shows on Fandango, IMAX, Regal, AMC Theatres, Cinemark, Cineplex, Landmark Theatres, Alamo Drafthouse and Harkins Theatres.
Watch Now: The Machine (2023) Online Free
Otherwise, you’ll just have to wait for it to become available to rent or purchase on digital platforms like Amazon, Vudu, YouTube and Apple, or become available to stream on Netflix.
However, it will be available to stream on the Peacock platform soon. Netflix typically follows a 90-day period before its theatrical releases come to the streaming platform. That means we may see the live-action version of "The Machine" come to Netflix as early as August 2023.

Will The Machine Head to Streaming?

Currently, there is no projected streaming date for The Machine. However, it's likely the movie will ultimately land on Netflix following its theatrical run, thanks to a multi-year streaming deal between Sony and Netflix. The deal officially began in 2022, giving Netflix licensing rights to stream upcoming Sony features, as well older titles from the Sony library. Additionally, Netflix is a fitting streaming home for The Machine, since Bert Kreischer has several stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, including the similarly named Bert Kreischer: The Machine.

Will The Machine Be On Netflix?

Yes, The Machine will eventually be on Netflix as a result of a deal inked between the streaming platform and the movie’s distributor, Sony Pictures. The deal gives the streamer U.S. rights to all the company’s theatrical films starting in 2022.
While a streaming release date has not yet been announced, we can make an estimate based on another recent Sony film. The Woman King was released in theaters on Sept. 16, 2022, before it came to Netflix on Feb. 16, 2023 — around five months after it debuted. If The Machine follows the same pattern, we could be watching from the comfort of our homes by mid-September 2023.
However, a digital release date should arrive much sooner. The Storm Reid-led thriller Missing was released in theaters on Jan. 20 before becoming available to purchase or rent on March 7 — about 45 days after its debut. By that logic, The Machine should come to digital by late May 2023.

Will The Machine Be On HBO Max?

No, The Machine will not be HBO Max since it’s not a Warner Bros. movie. In the meantime, you’ll just have to head out to a movie theater or wait for it to become available to stream on Netflix.

Is The Machine on Hulu?

We hate to tell you that ‘The Machine’ is not included in Hulu’s library. Alternatively, you can check out some other horror movies you might enjoy watching, such as ‘The Wretched‘ and ‘Agnes.’

Is The Machine on Amazon Prime?

No, Amazon Prime does not house ‘The Machine’ in its extensive content catalog. However, you can always tune into other alternatives the streaming giant offers, including ‘While We Sleep‘ and ‘The Assent.’
How to Watch The Machine Online? Currently, ‘The Machine’ has been released exclusively in theaters, so you cannot watch the horror movie online, be it by streaming or purchasing. However, if your patience is running thin and you want an immersive experience, check show timings and book tickets on the movie’s official website and Fandango.

How to Watch The Machine Online For Free?

Most Viewed, Most Favorite, Top Rating, Top IMDb movies online. Here we can download and watch 123movies movies offline. 123Movies website is the best alternative to The Machine (2023) free online. We will recommend 123Movies is the best Solarmovie alternatives.
There are a few ways to watch The Machine online in the U.S. You can use a streaming service such as Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime Video. You can also rent or buy the movie on iTunes or Google Play. You can also watch it on-demand or on a streaming app available on your TV or streaming device if you have cable.

Will The Machine Be Released on DVD and Blu-ray?

As with most films that debut in theaters, audiences can likely expect a physical format release of The Machine eventually. No specific on-sale dates for DVD or Blu-ray editions have been announced yet. Further information regarding physical release will potentially not be available until a few weeks following The Machine's theatrical premiere. Additionally, should it also receive Digital and VOD releases, the physical formats will likely not happen until a few weeks after that.

Who's In the Cast of The Machine?

Kreischer is very much the star of the show here, but being his first feature film, he'll likely be happy to have a strong supporting cast join him. Fans of the stand-up comic were ecstatic to learn that Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill (Star Wars), would be joining the project in a hysterical announcement video where Hamill was announcing his "top secret" project while Bert is drinking with his shirt off in the background. Hamill is reportedly playing an exaggerated version of Bert's father, Albert Kreischer.
Iva Babic (The Last Serb in Croatia) will also have a major supporting role in the film and will be joined by Jimmy Tatro (American Vandal), Martyn Ford (F9: The Fast Saga), Jess Gabor (Shameless), Mercedes De La Cruz (Bates Motel), Robert Maaser (1917), Amelie Child Villiers (The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power), and Stephanie Kurtzuba (The Irishman).

What Exactly Is the Machine Story?

Obviously, Bert Kreischer is the one who tells this story the best and there are plenty of clips online of him telling the story if you want to hear it for yourself, but here's a quick summary:
It all started when Kreischer randomly picked a Russian language class while attending college. According to him, the professor was desperate to keep students and was just giving out positive grades, and eventually planned a semester in Russia. The areas in which the classes were taking place were all locations controlled by various families of the Russian mob, so protection was hired in the form of paid-off mobsters. Kreischer unexpectedly formed a bond with the mobsters, saying the few words in Russian he actually knew, "I am the Machine". And just like that, a legend was born. Eventually, Kreischer and the mobsters robbed virtually every person on a train ride one day, which is the catalyst for the events that occur in the film. Check out the video in the player above to hear the story in Kreischer's own words.

Sony Pictures! Here are options for downloading or watching The Machine streaming the full movie online for free on 123movies & Reddit, including where to watch Burt Kreischer and Jimmy Tatro new action comedy movie at home. Is The Machine 2023 available to stream? Is watching The Machine on Disney Plus, HBO Max, Netflix, or Amazon Prime? Yes, we have found an authentic streaming option / service.

Watch Now: The Machine (2023) Online Free

Link: https://osemtv.co/en/movie/647250/the-machine
Few things scream "family bonding" like getting kidnapped by the Russian mob. In Sony's upcoming feature The Machine (2023), that's exactly what happens (more or less). Based on the viral story from comedian Bert Kreischer, The Machine chronicles his drunken trip to Russia during college. Twenty years later, that trip catches up to him when he and his estranged father Albert (Mark Hamill) are kidnapped due to something Bert allegedly did. So, caught in a battle with the crime family, Bert and his father retrace young Bert's (Jimmy Tatro) steps, all while attempting to work on their relationship with each other. The Machine was written by Kevin Biegel (Cougar Town) and Scotty Landes (Ma), with Peter Atencio (Key and Peele) as the director. Bert Kreischer and his wife LeeAnn Kreischer produced the feature with Atencio, Judi Marmel, and Cale Boyter. It was executive produced by Jay Ashenfelter and Philip Waley. Alongside Bert Kreischer, Tatro, and Hamill, The Machine stars Iva Babič, Stephanie Kurtzuba, Jess Gabor, Martyn Ford, Mercedes De La Cruz, Robert Maaser, and Amelie Child Villiers.
If you're planning to live vicariously through Bert Kreischer and his Russian adventures, we've compiled all current information on The Machine's theatrical release date and showtimes, streaming debut, DVD release, and more. So Here's when and how to watch The Machine, including its theatrical and streaming release date.

When Is the Release Date of The Machine?

The Machine will have a wide release beginning May 26, 2023. It shares a release date with a number of big hitters, including Disney's live-action remake of The Little Mermaid starring Halle Bailey, Kandahar starring Gerard Butler, and About My Father starring Robert De Niro and Sebastian Maniscalco. Other movies playing in theaters during the same time frame include Fast X, Book Club: The Next Chapter, and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, among.

Where To Watch The Machine:

As of now, the only way to watch The Machine is to head out to a movie theater when it releases on Friday, May 26. You can find local shows on Fandango, IMAX, Regal, AMC Theatres, Cinemark, Cineplex, Landmark Theatres, Alamo Drafthouse and Harkins Theatres.
Watch Now: The Machine (2023) Online Free
Otherwise, you’ll just have to wait for it to become available to rent or purchase on digital platforms like Amazon, Vudu, YouTube and Apple, or become available to stream on Netflix.
However, it will be available to stream on the Peacock platform soon. Netflix typically follows a 90-day period before its theatrical releases come to the streaming platform. That means we may see the live-action version of "The Machine" come to Netflix as early as August 2023.

Will The Machine Head to Streaming?

Currently, there is no projected streaming date for The Machine. However, it's likely the movie will ultimately land on Netflix following its theatrical run, thanks to a multi-year streaming deal between Sony and Netflix. The deal officially began in 2022, giving Netflix licensing rights to stream upcoming Sony features, as well older titles from the Sony library. Additionally, Netflix is a fitting streaming home for The Machine, since Bert Kreischer has several stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, including the similarly named Bert Kreischer: The Machine.

Will The Machine Be On Netflix?

Yes, The Machine will eventually be on Netflix as a result of a deal inked between the streaming platform and the movie’s distributor, Sony Pictures. The deal gives the streamer U.S. rights to all the company’s theatrical films starting in 2022.
While a streaming release date has not yet been announced, we can make an estimate based on another recent Sony film. The Woman King was released in theaters on Sept. 16, 2022, before it came to Netflix on Feb. 16, 2023 — around five months after it debuted. If The Machine follows the same pattern, we could be watching from the comfort of our homes by mid-September 2023.
However, a digital release date should arrive much sooner. The Storm Reid-led thriller Missing was released in theaters on Jan. 20 before becoming available to purchase or rent on March 7 — about 45 days after its debut. By that logic, The Machine should come to digital by late May 2023.

Will The Machine Be On HBO Max?

No, The Machine will not be HBO Max since it’s not a Warner Bros. movie. In the meantime, you’ll just have to head out to a movie theater or wait for it to become available to stream on Netflix.

Is The Machine on Hulu?

We hate to tell you that ‘The Machine’ is not included in Hulu’s library. Alternatively, you can check out some other horror movies you might enjoy watching, such as ‘The Wretched‘ and ‘Agnes.’

Is The Machine on Amazon Prime?

No, Amazon Prime does not house ‘The Machine’ in its extensive content catalog. However, you can always tune into other alternatives the streaming giant offers, including ‘While We Sleep‘ and ‘The Assent.’
How to Watch The Machine Online? Currently, ‘The Machine’ has been released exclusively in theaters, so you cannot watch the horror movie online, be it by streaming or purchasing. However, if your patience is running thin and you want an immersive experience, check show timings and book tickets on the movie’s official website and Fandango.

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There are a few ways to watch The Machine online in the U.S. You can use a streaming service such as Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime Video. You can also rent or buy the movie on iTunes or Google Play. You can also watch it on-demand or on a streaming app available on your TV or streaming device if you have cable.

Will The Machine Be Released on DVD and Blu-ray?

As with most films that debut in theaters, audiences can likely expect a physical format release of The Machine eventually. No specific on-sale dates for DVD or Blu-ray editions have been announced yet. Further information regarding physical release will potentially not be available until a few weeks following The Machine's theatrical premiere. Additionally, should it also receive Digital and VOD releases, the physical formats will likely not happen until a few weeks after that.

Who's In the Cast of The Machine?

Kreischer is very much the star of the show here, but being his first feature film, he'll likely be happy to have a strong supporting cast join him. Fans of the stand-up comic were ecstatic to learn that Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill (Star Wars), would be joining the project in a hysterical announcement video where Hamill was announcing his "top secret" project while Bert is drinking with his shirt off in the background. Hamill is reportedly playing an exaggerated version of Bert's father, Albert Kreischer.
Iva Babic (The Last Serb in Croatia) will also have a major supporting role in the film and will be joined by Jimmy Tatro (American Vandal), Martyn Ford (F9: The Fast Saga), Jess Gabor (Shameless), Mercedes De La Cruz (Bates Motel), Robert Maaser (1917), Amelie Child Villiers (The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power), and Stephanie Kurtzuba (The Irishman).

What Exactly Is the Machine Story?

Obviously, Bert Kreischer is the one who tells this story the best and there are plenty of clips online of him telling the story if you want to hear it for yourself, but here's a quick summary:
It all started when Kreischer randomly picked a Russian language class while attending college. According to him, the professor was desperate to keep students and was just giving out positive grades, and eventually planned a semester in Russia. The areas in which the classes were taking place were all locations controlled by various families of the Russian mob, so protection was hired in the form of paid-off mobsters. Kreischer unexpectedly formed a bond with the mobsters, saying the few words in Russian he actually knew, "I am the Machine". And just like that, a legend was born. Eventually, Kreischer and the mobsters robbed virtually every person on a train ride one day, which is the catalyst for the events that occur in the film. Check out the video in the player above to hear the story in Kreischer's own words.