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2015.09.25 17:33 Dam, that's interesting!
Ce sous-reddit est un endroit pour publier des barrages : les barrages rares, irréels, surtout les barrages les plus intéressants de ce monde. Le contenu original est accueilli à bras ouverts ! Nous acceptons n'importe quelle soumission - article, photo, GIF, vidéo, message texte - tant qu'elle vous fait dire "Merde, c'est un barrage intéressant." Vive le Québec libre! Vive Montréal! Vive le Québec libre! Vive, vive, vive le Canada français! Et vive la France!
2023.06.04 22:52 fragdelta [WTS] Heeley Eau Sacree, Dior Privee, and a bunch of Official Samples (Decant)
Hello Friends! I accept Zelle, Cash App, and Venmo F&F. Free shipping in the continental US if your total is $20 or more; otherwise, please add $6. Prices for decants include shipping already, so no minimum there. Tracking is always provided. Thanks so much for looking!
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DECANT OF THE WEEK: Eau Sacree Extrait de Parfum by Heeley
pic 2ml - $9 5ml - $19 10ml - $27
Christian Dior LA COLLECTION PRIVÉE pic Choose from Cuir Cannage, Eau Noire, Leather Oud, Mitzah, Santal Noir, and Vetiver
2ml - $8 5ml - $22.5 10ml - $35
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OFFICIAL SAMPLES Armani Prive official dabber samples pic $7 - Cuir Noir EDP, 2ml dabber
$6 - Orangerie Venise EDT, 2ml dabber
diptyque official spray samples pic $7 - Fleur de Peau EDP, 2ml spray
Frederic Malle official spray samples (these only go to about half the vial)
pic $5 - En Passant EDP, 1.2ml spray
Le Labo official splash samples pic $5 - Bergamote 22, 0.75ml splash
$5 - Rose 31, 0.75ml splash
Louis Vuitton official spray samples pic $8 - Au Hasard, 2ml spray
$9 - Fleur du Desert, 2ml spray
Other random official samples pics $6 -
Aedes de Venustas Encens Japonais EDP, 1.5ml spray
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Byredo De Los Santos EDP, 2ml spray (sprayed once)
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Byredo Mumbai Noise EDP, 2ml spray
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Byredo Tobacco Mandarin Extrait, 2ml spray (sprayed once)
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Chanel Paris-Riviera EDT, 1.5ml spray
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Franck Boclet Rock & Riot Rebel Extrait, 1.5ml spray
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Hermès Hermèssence Paprika Brasil, 4ml splash -- will include an empty 2ml sprayer
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Initio High Frequency EDP, 1.5ml spray
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Marc-Antoine Barrois B683 Extrait, 2ml spray
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MFK Aqua Celestia Cologne Forte EDP, 2ml spray
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Nicolai Baikal Leather Intense EDP, 1.8ml spray
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Nishane Ege Extrait, 1.5ml spray
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Parfums de Marly Delina EDP, 1.5ml spray
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Xerjoff La Capitale EDP, 2ml spray
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Xerjoff Muse EDP, 2ml spray
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Xerjoff Torino22 EDP, 2ml spray
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Vilhelm Parfumerie Morning Chess, 2ml spray
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2023.06.04 20:18 chabadabada Envoyer de l'argent depuis l'Allemagne ou la France
Salut,
Je cherche a transferer ~30,000 euros en Tunisie. D'apres ce que je lis sur
cet article du Petit Journal ca coute environ 7% en passant par des banques classiques. Ils conseillent remitly, mais:
- l'article ressemble a une pub deguisee
- ca date de 2020, donc les choses ont peut-etre change
- ils parlent d'une limite de 20,000 euros
- il faut un compte chez Zitouna ou Banque de l'Habitat, mais je n'ai qu'un compte a la Banque de Tunisie
Est-ce que vous avez des conseils? Western Union? D'habitude j'utilise TransferWise (
wise.com) pour les transferts internationaux, mais ils ne couvrent pas la Tunisie.
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2023.06.04 19:25 Least-Designer7976 Comment devenir végé quand on adore la viande ?
J'aimerais devenir végé pour des raisons écologiques, de santé et familiales (pas besoin de faire de commentaire sur cette partie du souhait merci, ce n'est pas le sujet). Le problème est que je suis accro à la viande. Je pourrais donner un rein pour un bon steak, j'ai du mal à ne pas avoir de la viande chaque jour quitte à prendre de la basse qualité ou des surgelés (ce qui est pas top pour la santé), je suis bien bâtie donc par nature j'ai un bon coup de fourchette ...
Je ne bois pas d'alcool, je ne fume pas, je ne mange quasiment pas de produits sucrés type pâtisserie, soda ou biscuits ... Mais la viande ça me semble encore plus compliquée que d'arrêter le sucre (et pourtant dieu sait que j'étais accro).
Comment je peux arrêter ? Quels sont les remplacements qui existent ? Combien de temps prendre, quels paliers faire pour arrêter petit à petit sans reprendre ?
Edit : Alors déjà GROS MERCI pour les premiers retours, je m'attendais à en prendre bien plus dans la gueule que ça et c'est appréciable de se sentir soutenue ^^ J'ai pas répondu à tout le monde mais je lis tous vos comms <3
Et oui quand je parle de substituts je demande pas du tout des trucs qui ont le goût de viande sans en être (plus transformés tu meurs), plus des aliments végé qui ont un goût approchant, ou qui calent suffisamment pour que ensuite tu n'ais pas envie de viande. J'ai de supers souvenirs d'un steak aux haricots rouges à tomber par terre par exemple.
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2023.06.04 18:06 zuygow Tournage toit
Bonjour, je cherche un toit pour un tournage de clip fin juin
Qu'importe la vue, l'important est d'avoir une sensation de hauteur
Je sais qu'il y a des évidences : Lafayette, printemps, etc... Mais c'est malheureusement surpeuplé, c'est mon dernier recours
Est ce que ça vous évoque quelque chose ? Même des adresses d'établissements avec qui la négociation peut être possible
c'est un tournage amateur, une très petite équipe il n'y a pas besoin que ça soit énorme
Merci !!
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2023.06.04 17:33 GreasyCrabRangoon [WTS] Sunday Morning 🔥🔥🔥 10oz Kook, 10oz Fleur de Lis Bar, some golds, low priced slabs, Morgan/Peace
Proof:
https://imgur.com/a/H56B1Th Gooooood morning pms, putting together a few things to close out the weekend. Prices are firm. All items are singles
Chat is preferred Please be patient, I respond to chats as fast as I can.
Golds https://imgur.com/a/MTHn15B 5 gram loose Heimerle-Meule bar. $332 . SOLD
1915 Austrian 1 Ducat restrike. .1107 AGW. $228. In airtite. (Melt is $217 as of typing this) SOLD
Silver https://imgur.com/a/e2aXpMI 2012 10oz Kookaburra. Few minor pry marks on case. Awesome piece. $285. SOLD
10 oz Fleur de Lis bar. $264. SOLD.
Morgan/Peace lot. 1879 Morgan, 1889-O Morgan, 1922 Peace $90. See pictures for condition.
Low cost slabs, priced competitively https://imgur.com/a/bygMV6z NGC 1943D Mercury Dime MS64FB $18 SOLD
PCGS 1964 Kennedy Half PR66 $22 SOLD
PCGS 1945 Walking Half MS63 $44
I accept Zelle, Venmo (friends and family), Paypal (friends and family). Or mailed cash. I do not accept crypto or cash app at this time.
Fine print stuff: Ship is $5 USPS first class bubble mailer. $9 USPS small flat rate box. Lots-o-tape. Sales to the lower 48 states only. Once in carrier possession, I am not liable for the package.
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2023.06.04 14:03 lafayettepod #OTD in 1783, first flight of the Montgolfière, the hot air ballon of the Montgolfier brothers, in Ardèche (France). They will keep working until realizing the first flight with a human being in November of the same year.
2023.06.04 14:02 lafayettepod #OTD in 1783, first flight of the Montgolfière, the hot air ballon of the Montgolfier brothers, in Ardèche (France). They will keep working until realizing the first flight with a human being in November of the same year.
2023.06.04 13:25 potatowithascythe Void symbol problem in Emacs
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2023.06.04 13:11 Ankiit20 Some Goalkepper Options for us
| I am aware that the goalkeeper position has been problematic this year because Rui Patricio hasn't been playing well. Let's look at his stats first. Age:35 Value:5.3M€ Contract:Jun 2024 Avg rating:6.73(16th in league) Clean sheets:13 (4th in league) Totw:0 Ball distribution: Average Saves per game: 2.1(68%) 17th in league Goals prevented in Serie A: -7.21 Goals prevented in UEL: -2.01 Accurate long balls(46%) Errors leading to goals: 3 We have seen him making lots or errors and even in uel final one shot bounced and we almost conceded that Here are a few replacement I had in mind for Rome's budget, most of which I tried to keep in line with reality. 1)Frederik Ronnow The 30-year-old Danish player was a part of this season's Union Berlin team that finished fourth in the Bundesliga despite being in contention for the league title at the beginning of the season. He was one of the top goalkeepers in the league and his contract expires in June 2024. Avg Rating: 7.13 Clean sheets:11 Goals prevented in bundesliga:+ 8.32 Saves per game:3.2(78%) Ball distribution:great Accurate long balls:9(40%) Errors leading to goals: 0 Totw:2 I am aware that Union Berlin has qualified for the Champions League, making it difficult to recruit him, even after a spectacular season. However, if Mou stays, I believe he can convince him. He also played in the UEL this season, so he is familiar with the flavour of European games. 2)Yehvann diouf(23) Reims One of the best goalkeepers in Ligue 1, valued at 4.7 million euros, he is a bargain and has room to grow. Reims finished 11th in the league; why on earth wouldn't he join a team like roma with such a rich history and play in Europe the following season? Contract till 2027 Clean sheets:14 Avg rating:7.15 Saves per game:3.5(78%) Goals prevented:+6.24 Errors leading to goals:2 Ball distribution:Average Accurate long balls:6.2(49%) TOTW:2 3)José Sá (30) Wolves clube de portugal Of course, I had to include him only because he is Portuguese. He is also a respectable goalkeeper whom i added due to his saves in the Premier Leaue but maybe a bit expensive for roma valued at 17.2M€ Contract till 2026 Clean sheets:11 Avg Rating:6.81 Saves per game:3(60%) Goals prevented: -5.73 Errors leading to goals:2 Ball distribution:Average Accurate long balls: 3.7 (28%) TOTW:2 He is the least desirable option on the list in light of his price and mistakes, but he played in the Premier League this year with the wolves team and is somewhat comparable to Rui, so who knows? 4)Paulo Gazzaniga (31) Girona(fulham) Paulo, a 31-year-old argentine who is valued at 2.73 million euros, was an important player for Girona this season. He really performed well for the Spanish side, but they narrowly missed the conference league after losing the final game of the season. Paulo's loan from Fulham will end on June 30, 2023. Clean sheets:4 Avg rating:6.90 Saves per game:3.3(72%) Goals prevented:9.05 Errors leading to goals:3 Ball distribution:Good Accurate long balls:6.4 (40%) TOTW:3 I think we can pull that off as fulham alredy have a first team kepper whom they trust even more and he is also on the list 5)Berns leno The 31 year old german plays for west london's club fulham valued at 9.2M € Contract expires in 2025 Clean sheets:8 Avg rating:7.18 Saves per game:4(74%) Goals prevented:+9.47 Errors leading to goals:0 Ball distribution:great Accurate long balls: 4.4(36%) TOTW:4 6)Edgar Badia Elche finished last in the la liga and will go up to the segunda division of Spanish football, so there is a fantastic opportunity to get the 31-year-old Spaniard, who is only valued at 3.9 million euros. Despite not doing as well as previous season, he still outperformed other goalies in the league despite having a week team. Contract expires in 2025 Clean sheets:4 Avg rating:6.98 Saves per game:3.9(69%) Goals prevented:+9.10 Errors leading to goals:1 Ball distribution:good Accurate long balls: 6.7(48%) TOTW:3 7) David Raya One of the most crucial players for the team's performance was their custodian David Raya, who was saving goals for fun and had the most saves in this season's Premier League. With the value of 27 million, the 27-year-old Spanish man was part of this year's mighty Brentford team that shocked the world with their performance. No one actually believed that Brentford would finish in the top half of the season.Although he has gained interest from teams, Brentford will not participate in any European competitions after this outstanding performance, making it a crucial time to sign a player of his calibre. Contract expires next season Clean sheets:12 Avg rating:7.18 Saves per game:4.1(77%) Goals prevented:+2.77 Errors leading to goals:1 Ball distribution: excellent Accurate long balls:10.2(42%) TOTW:2 I know it's merely impossible that roma will spend soo much on a goalie when they want to bring a goalscorer and players for a good bench but football is unpredictable who would have thought last season that roma will sign dybala when big teams like man utd,arsenal,inter and atlético were linked with the argentine Here are my 2 other options koen casteels from Wolfsburg and david de gea of man utd i know he wasn't on the level this season and eth wants a goalkeeper who is good on the ball and he isn't fitting in the system and might not even start for the red devils next season and as he has worked with mou and roma don't need a keeper who is good on the ball we might see this happening In Italiano: Sono consapevole che la posizione del portiere è stata problematica quest’anno perché Rui Patricio non ha giocato bene. Diamo un'occhiata alle sue statistiche prima. età : 35 Valore: 5,3 milioni di euro Contratto: giugno 2024 Valutazione di Avg: 6.73(16th in league) Scatole pulite: 13 (4th in league) Giochi 0 Distribuzione del pallone: media Risparmi per partita: 2,1 (68%) 17° in campionato Giochi evitati in Serie A: -7.21 Obiettivi evitati in UEL: -2.01 Palloni lunghi accurati (46%) Errori che portano agli obiettivi: 3 Abbiamo visto lui fare lotti o errori e anche in finale un colpo è salito e abbiamo quasi ammesso che Ecco alcune sostituzioni che avevo in mente per il bilancio di Roma, la maggior parte delle quali ho cercato di mantenere in linea con la realtà. di Frederik Ronnow Il giocatore danese di 30 anni faceva parte della squadra di questa stagione di Union Berlin che ha terminato quarto nella Bundesliga nonostante sia in disputa per il titolo di liga all'inizio della stagione. È stato uno dei migliori portieri della liga e il suo contratto scade nel giugno del 2024. Valutazione di Avg: 7.13 Scatole pulite: 11 Obiettivi evitati in Bundesliga: + 8.32 Risparmi per gioco: 3.2(78%) Distribuzione del pallone: grande Palloni lunghi accurati:9(40%) Errori che portano agli obiettivi: 0 Tuttavia: 2 Sono consapevole che l’Unione Berlino si è qualificata per la Champions League, il che rende difficile reclutarlo, anche dopo una stagione spettacolare. Tuttavia, se Mou rimane, credo che possa convincerlo. Ha giocato anche in UEL questa stagione, quindi è familiare con il sapore dei giochi europei. 2) Yehvann Ignaf(23) Reims Uno dei migliori portieri della Ligue 1, valutato a 4,7 milioni di euro, è un affare e ha spazio per crescere. Reims ha terminato 11 ° nella liga; perché sulla terra non si unirà a una squadra come la Roma con una storia così ricca e giocherà in Europa la stagione successiva? Contratto fino al 2027 Scatole pulite: 14 Valutazione di Avg: 7.15 Risparmi per gioco: 3.5(78%) Obiettivi evitati: +6 Errori che portano agli obiettivi: 2 Distribuzione del pallone: media Palline lunghe precise: 6.2 (49%) Verità : 2 José Sá (30) Wolves Club di Portogallo Naturalmente, ho dovuto includerlo solo perché è portoghese. È anche un portiere rispettabile che ho aggiunto a causa dei suoi risparmi nella Premier Leaue ma forse un po’ costoso per la Roma valutata a 17,2 milioni di euro. Contratto fino al 2026 Scatole pulite: 11 Valutazione di Avg: 6.81 Risparmi per partita: 3(60%) Obiettivi evitati: -5.73 Errori che portano agli obiettivi: 2 Distribuzione del pallone: media Palloni lunghi accurati: 3.7 (28%) Verità : 2 È l’opzione meno desiderabile nella lista a causa del suo prezzo e dei suoi errori, ma quest’anno ha giocato in Premier League con la squadra dei lupi ed è in qualche modo paragonabile a Rui, quindi chi lo sa? Paolo Gazzaniga (31) Girona(fulham) Paulo, un argentino di 31 anni valutato a 2,73 milioni di euro, è stato un giocatore importante per Girona questa stagione. Ha fatto davvero bene per la parte spagnola, ma hanno perso la conferenza dopo aver perso la partita finale della stagione. Il prestito di Paulo da Fulham scadrà il 30 giugno 2023. Scatole pulite: 4 Valutazione di Avg: 6.90 Risparmi per gioco: 3.3 (72%) Obiettivi evitati: 9.05 Errori che portano agli obiettivi: 3 Distribuzione del pallone: buono Palloni lunghi accurati: 6,4 (40%) Verità: 3 Penso che possiamo togliere questo come fulham alredy hanno un cappello della prima squadra a cui si fidano ancora di più e lui è anche nella lista 5 – Berns Leno Il 31enne tedesco gioca per il Fulham di West London valutato a 9,2 milioni di euro Il contratto scade nel 2025 Scatole pulite: 8 Valutazione di Avg: 7.18 Risparmi per partita: 4 (74%) Obiettivi evitati: +9 Errori che portano agli obiettivi:0 Distribuzione del pallone: grande Palloni lunghi accurati: 4.4 (36%) Verità : 4 di Edgar Badia Elche ha finito l'ultimo nella la liga e andrà in seconda divisione del calcio spagnolo, quindi c'è una fantastica opportunità per ottenere lo spagnolo di 31 anni, che è valutato solo a 3,9 milioni di euro. Nonostante non stia facendo bene come la stagione precedente, ha ancora superato gli altri gol della liga nonostante abbia una squadra di una settimana. Il contratto scade nel 2025 Scatole pulite: 4 Valutazione: 698 Risparmi per gioco: 3.9(69%) Obiettivi evitati: +9 Errori che portano agli obiettivi: 1 Distribuzione del pallone: buono Palloni lunghi accurati: 6.7 (48%) Verità: 3 di David Raya Uno dei giocatori più cruciali per le prestazioni della squadra è stato il loro custode David Raya, che stava salvando gol per divertimento e aveva i più risparmiati in questa stagione della Premier League. Con un valore di 27 milioni, il 27enne spagnolo faceva parte del potente team di Brentford di quest’anno che ha scioccato il mondo con le sue prestazioni. Anche se ha guadagnato interesse dalle squadre, Brentford non parteciperà a nessuna competizione europea dopo questa straordinaria performance, rendendo un momento cruciale per firmare un giocatore del suo calibro. Il contratto scade la prossima stagione Scatole pulite: 12 Valutazione di Avg: 7.18 Risparmi per gioco: 4.1(77%) Obiettivi evitati: + 2,77 Errori che portano agli obiettivi: 1 Distribuzione del pallone: eccellente Palloni lunghi accurati: 10.2 (42%) Verità : 2 So che è semplicemente impossibile che la Roma spenderà molto su un goalie quando vogliono portare un portiere e giocatori per un buon banco, ma il calcio è imprevedibile, chi avrebbe pensato la scorsa stagione che Roma segnerà dybala quando grandi squadre come l'Uddd, l'Arsenal, Inter e l'Atlético erano collegate con l'argentino. Ecco le mie 2 altre opzioni koen castel da Wolfsburg e david de gea di man utd so che non è stato sul livello questa stagione e eth vuole un portiere che è buono sulla palla e non si adatta al sistema e potrebbe non iniziare nemmeno per i diavoli rossi la prossima stagione e come ha lavorato con mou e roma non hanno bisogno di un custode che è bravo sul pallone potremmo vedere questo accadere NOTA:Il loro potrebbe essere alcuni errori di traduzione come io non parlo italiano soo prendere facile dajeroma #goalkeepers submitted by Ankiit20 to ASRoma [link] [comments] |
2023.06.04 11:49 Tigrannes Famous Birthdays in History, June 4
| FAMOUS BIRTHDAYS June 4 ➖ 1694 – François Quesnay, French economist and physician (d. 1774) 🇫🇷 François Quesnay was a French economist and physician of the Physiocratic school. He is known for publishing the "Tableau économique" (Economic Table) in 1758, which provided the foundations of the ideas of the Physiocrats. This was perhaps the first work attempting to describe the workings of the economy in an analytical way, and as such can be viewed as one of the first important contributions to economic thought. His Le Despotisme de la Chine, written in 1767, describes Chinese politics and society, and his own political support for enlightened despotism. ➖ 1738 – George III of the United Kingdom (d. 1820) 🇬🇧 George III (George William Frederick) was King of Great Britain and of Ireland from 25 October 1760 until his death in 1820. The two kingdoms were in a personal union under him until the Acts of Union 1800 merged them on 1 January 1801. He then became King of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. He was a monarch of the House of Hanover who, unlike his two predecessors, was born in Great Britain, spoke English as his first language, and never visited Hanover. George's life and reign were marked by a series of military conflicts involving his kingdoms, much of the rest of Europe, and places farther afield in Africa, the Americas and Asia. Early in his reign, Great Britain defeated France in the Seven Years' War, becoming the dominant European power in North America and India. However, many of Britain's American colonies were soon lost in the American War of Independence. Further wars against revolutionary and Napoleonic France from 1793 concluded in the defeat of Napoleon at the Battle of Waterloo in 1815. In 1807, the transatlantic slave trade was banned from the British Empire. In the later part of his life, George had recurrent—and eventually permanent—mental illness. Although it has since been suggested that he had bipolar disorder or the blood disease porphyria, the cause of his illness remains unknown. ➖ 1744 – Patrick Ferguson, Scottish soldier, designed the Ferguson rifle (d. 1780) 🏴 🇬🇧 Patrick Ferguson was a Scottish officer in the British Army, an early advocate of light infantry and the designer of the Ferguson rifle. He is best known for his service in the 1780 military campaign of Charles Cornwallis during the American Revolutionary War in the Carolinas, in which he played a great effort in recruiting American Loyalists to serve in his militia against the Patriots. ➖ 1821 – Apollon Maykov, Russian poet and playwright (d. 1897) 🇷🇺 Apollon Maykov was a Russian poet, best known for his lyric verse showcasing images of Russian villages, nature, and history. His love for ancient Greece and Rome, which he studied for much of his life, is also reflected in his works. Maykov spent four years translating the epic The Tale of Igor's Campaign (1870) into modern Russian. He translated the folklore of Belarus, Greece, Serbia and Spain, as well as works by Heine, Adam Mickiewicz and Goethe, among others. Several of Maykov's poems were set to music by Russian composers, among them Rimsky-Korsakov and Tchaikovsky. ➖ 1866 – Miina Sillanpää, Finnish journalist and politician (d. 1952) 🇫🇮 Miina Sillanpää was a Finnish politician. She served as Deputy Minister of Social Affairs in 1926-1927. She was Finland's first female minister and a key figure in the workers' movement. In 2016, the Finnish government made 1 October an official flag flying day in honour of Sillanpää. ➖ 1867 – Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim, Finnish general and politician, 6th President of Finland (d. 1951) 🇫🇮 Baron Carl Gustaf Emil Mannerheim was a Finnish military leader and statesman. He served as the military leader of the Whites in the Finnish Civil War of 1918, as Regent of Finland (1918–19), as commander-in-chief of the Finnish Defence Force during the period of World War II (1939–45), and as the sixth president of Finland (1944–46). He became Finland's only field marshal in 1933 and was appointed honorary Marshal of Finland, likewise the only person to hold that title, in 1942. submitted by Tigrannes to Historycord [link] [comments] |
2023.06.04 11:28 quatrotires What To Watch This Week (5-11 June)
These posts are as much for me as they are for you. So please feel free to reply with your suggestions for what to watch, and make a case for any game to be considered 'must watch', in which case I will bold it. The time zone used to sort games was LIS (Lisbon) time zone, so no, the game is not on a wrong date.
Monday
Time (LIS / LIS -5) | Match | Competition | Round |
00:05 / 19:05 | Águilas Doradas vs Atlético Nacional | Liga Águila | |
02:00 / 21:00 | Los Angeles FC vs León | CONCACAF Champions League | Final |
19:45 / 14:45 | Hamburger SV vs VfB Stuttgart | Bundesliga | Play-Offs |
Tuesday
Time (LIS / LIS -5) | Match | Competition | Round |
23:00 / 18:00 | Atlético Paranaense vs Libertad | Copa Libertadores | Group G |
23:00 / 18:00 | Monagas SC vs Deportivo Pereira | Copa Libertadores | Group F |
23:00 / 18:00 | Estudiantes de Mérida vs Fortaleza Esporte Clube | Copa Sudamericana | Group H |
23:00 / 18:00 | Peñarol vs Defensa y Justicia | Copa Sudamericana | Group F |
Wednesday
Time (LIS / LIS -5) | Match | Competition | Round |
01:00 / 20:00 | Boca Juniors vs Colo-Colo | Copa Libertadores | Group F |
01:00 / 20:00 | América vs Millonarios | Copa Sudamericana | Group F |
01:30 / 20:30 | Santos vs Newell's Old Boys | Copa Sudamericana | Group E |
03:00 / 22:00 | Liga de Quito vs Botafogo | Copa Sudamericana | Group A |
20:00 / 15:00 | Fiorentina vs West Ham United | UEFA Conference League | Final |
20:00 / 15:00 | Levante vs Albacete | Segunda División | Play-Offs |
23:00 / 18:00 | Independiente del Valle vs Corinthians | Copa Libertadores | Group E |
Thursday
Time (LIS / LIS -5) | Match | Competition | Round |
01:00 / 20:00 | Estudiantes de La Plata vs Bragantino | Copa Sudamericana | Group C |
01:30 / 20:30 | River Plate vs Fluminense | Copa Libertadores | Group D |
03:30 / 22:30 | Los Angeles FC vs Atlanta United FC | Major League Soccer | |
20:00 / 15:00 | Deportivo Alavés vs SD Eibar | Segunda División | Play-Offs |
Friday
Time (LIS / LIS -5) | Match | Competition | Round |
01:00 / 20:00 | Flamengo vs Racing | Copa Libertadores | Group A |
01:00 / 20:00 | Olimpia vs Atlético Nacional | Copa Libertadores | Group H |
01:00 / 20:00 | San Lorenzo vs Palestino | Copa Sudamericana | Group H |
Saturday
Time (LIS / LIS -5) | Match | Competition | Round |
20:00 / 15:00 | Manchester City vs Internazionale | UEFA Champions League | Final |
Sunday
Time (LIS / LIS -5) | Match | Competition | Round |
00:00 / 19:00 | Boca Juniors vs Lanús | Superliga Argentina | |
14:00 / 09:00 | AIK vs IF Elfsborg | Allsvenskan | |
17:00 / 12:00 | FC Emmen vs Almere City | Eredivisie | Play-Offs |
18:45 / 13:45 | Fenerbahçe vs İstanbul Başakşehir | Türkiye Kupası | Final |
19:30 / 14:30 | Bari vs Cagliari | Serie B | Play-Offs |
20:00 / 15:00 | Wydad AC vs Al-Ahly | CAF Champions League | Final |
20:00 / 15:00 | São Paulo vs Palmeiras | Brasileiro Série A | |
20:15 / 15:15 | Marítimo vs Estrela | Liga Portugal | Play-Offs |
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2023.06.04 11:10 -Fishbol- Looking for a music sub I know exists but I forgot the name of
It's a sub where people poke fun at albums they like by a) crudely drawing the cover--usually in MS paint--and b) giving silly, self-descriptive titles to all the album's songs. I want to do one for De La Soul is Dead, but have no idea where to find the sub
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2023.06.04 08:47 wooligano Est-ce qu'il y a des gens qui récoltent leurs propres graines ici ? J'aimerais beaucoup faire des échanges !
Chaque année j'ai des tonnes de graines de tournesols différents, fleurs sauvages, coquelicots, capucines, sarrasin, etc.. Cette année j'aurais aussi des graines de piments divers, maïs et tomatillo.
J'en donne une grande partie à la grainothèque de ma ville mais il y a peu de gens qui participent et j'aimerais bien trouver des gens pour échanger :)
Je suis en Suisse mais une petite enveloppe c'est pas très cher par la Poste, sinon c'est possible d'envoyer chez ma maman en France.
Est-ce que ça intéresserait quelqu'un ?
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2023.06.04 08:14 SuspiciousViolinist4 Warning about illegal soundtrack for Tintin cartoon series
(Hi, everyone. Sorry for the inconvenience, but my friend, SCL, tried posting here with his new account, and apparently his account just stopped working. So, I'll paste his entire post here, and hopefully, the message gets through, this time.)
I apologize for how long this is gonna be.
In 2014, French YouTube user CyraxDiffusions uploaded this:
Parker & Szczesniak - The Adventures of TINTIN - Complete Score from the Animated Series It's a five-minute-long compilation of audio clips from what's supposed to be, as said in the title, the full soundtrack of the animated series, supposedly uploaded when the CD wasn't even released yet. Well, if you listen carefully, you can tell that most of the clips heard in the video are
recreations, except for the last two, which were originally on the 1993 soundtrack release!
According to Cyrax, he was contracted or something by the makers of the soundtrack to upload that compilation online. The CD was put up for sale on eBay a few times, and sold. For money. Which is problematic.
Many years later, this "complete soundtrack" found its way to YouTube. It can currently be found here (albeit with two tracks missing):
The Adventures of Tintin (1991) - Ray Parker & Tom Szczesniak (Someone else - I won't say their name - had previously uploaded the soundtrack before it was taken offline months later. I did a bit of research and found out, on this very subreddit, that the video was copyright-claimed by CyraxDiffusions, further implicating the latter.)
It's very clear that this is a scam. 13 of the 23 tracks
are the real thing, as they are the 12 tracks originally found on the 1993 CD, plus the TV version of the theme song (which wasn't on that CD).
The ten other tracks are
all recreations. Some of them actually sound pretty good and close to the originals, while others are off-key, sound way too cheap, etc. You might notice that a
lot of people in the comments (on both videos) don't seem to realize this. Most people don't have enough of a good ear to notice (and might be blinded by nostalgia a tiny bit, and to be fair, who wouldn't be?), but I've spent so many years watching the series, and I swear: I'd recognize the real music tracks anywhere. For comparison's sake,
go to Tintin&SnowyGuy's channel, who's done a great job at extracting instrumental tracks from the episodes themselves! The difference is crystal clear with some tracks, like "Professor Calculus", for example.
I've tried to get answers from CyraxDiffusions, but
all he did was dodge my questions and eventually block me, but not before letting out that the soundtrack was made using a Roland XP-80... which didn't come into existence until 1996, a few years
after the show had first been aired. I've tried to warn people on YouTube about this soundtrack being a scam, but haven't had too much luck in the listening department. (The previous person who uploaded the soundtrack just straight-up blocked me and the person I was chatting with, instead of hearing us out, simply saying "they're the real tracks" and blocking us. The same thing nearly happened with the person behind the current YouTube upload linked above.)
CyraxDiffusions proclaims to be a professional account, but I did some research a few years ago, and found him posting a sexist comment on some random video through that same account, which pretty much confirms he's full of BS. No professional would do that. I can't find the video right now, but
thankfully, I screencapped it, back when I saw it.
CyraxDiffusions also uploaded some other things, including
a compilation of clips from a new soundtrack album for the 1986 film "The Wraith", supposedly with permission from "New Century Studios"... I couldn't find any information about them. What I can confirm is that, while the songs (which were already released before, of course) are definitely the recordings used in the movie, the instrumental tracks are, once again, poor recreations. (Again, for comparison's sake,
here's the REAL instrumental soundtrack, which came out a couple years ago, as a bonus for the movie's Blu-ray.)
Both of these "half-fake" soundtracks were sold online with quite similar descriptions, suggesting that the same person/people is/are behind them.
I took screencaps when I came across them a few years ago. Here's an old forum page on which you can find people talking about CyraxDiffusions apparently selling recreations as real, legit stuff.
So, yeah, bottom line,
this Tintin cartoon soundtrack CD (link to Discogs page, with negative reviews included) with the basic white cover and lack of info on whoever published it (whether or not it is CyraxDiffusions himself)... if you ever come across it online,
DO NOT BUY THAT SOUNDTRACK, ON CD OR NOT. It's undeniably a scam, and whoever made it does not deserve to be given money for it.
Also,
one last screencap, which I feel is very strong evidence against Cyrax.
~ SCL, fan of Tintin since childhood.
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2023.06.04 02:04 Few_Independent1 The Machine 2023 Full Movie [Watch-Free] The Machine Full Movie HD Streams
Sony Pictures! Here are options for downloading or watching The Machine streaming the full movie online for free on 123movies & Reddit, including where to watch Burt Kreischer and Jimmy Tatro new action comedy movie at home. Is The Machine 2023 available to stream? Is watching The Machine on Disney Plus, HBO Max, Netflix, or Amazon Prime? Yes, we have found an authentic streaming option / service.
Link: https://osemtv.co/en/movie/647250/the-machine Few things scream "family bonding" like getting kidnapped by the Russian mob. In Sony's upcoming feature The Machine (2023), that's exactly what happens (more or less). Based on the viral story from comedian Bert Kreischer, The Machine chronicles his drunken trip to Russia during college. Twenty years later, that trip catches up to him when he and his estranged father Albert (Mark Hamill) are kidnapped due to something Bert allegedly did. So, caught in a battle with the crime family, Bert and his father retrace young Bert's (Jimmy Tatro) steps, all while attempting to work on their relationship with each other. The Machine was written by Kevin Biegel (Cougar Town) and Scotty Landes (Ma), with Peter Atencio (Key and Peele) as the director. Bert Kreischer and his wife LeeAnn Kreischer produced the feature with Atencio, Judi Marmel, and Cale Boyter. It was executive produced by Jay Ashenfelter and Philip Waley. Alongside Bert Kreischer, Tatro, and Hamill, The Machine stars Iva Babič, Stephanie Kurtzuba, Jess Gabor, Martyn Ford, Mercedes De La Cruz, Robert Maaser, and Amelie Child Villiers.
If you're planning to live vicariously through Bert Kreischer and his Russian adventures, we've compiled all current information on The Machine's theatrical release date and showtimes, streaming debut, DVD release, and more. So Here's when and how to watch The Machine, including its theatrical and streaming release date.
When Is the Release Date of The Machine?
The Machine will have a wide release beginning May 26, 2023. It shares a release date with a number of big hitters, including Disney's live-action remake of The Little Mermaid starring Halle Bailey, Kandahar starring Gerard Butler, and About My Father starring Robert De Niro and Sebastian Maniscalco. Other movies playing in theaters during the same time frame include Fast X, Book Club: The Next Chapter, and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, among.
Where To Watch The Machine:
As of now, the only way to watch The Machine is to head out to a movie theater when it releases on Friday, May 26. You can find local shows on Fandango, IMAX, Regal, AMC Theatres, Cinemark, Cineplex, Landmark Theatres, Alamo Drafthouse and Harkins Theatres.
Watch Now: The Machine (2023) Online Free
Otherwise, you’ll just have to wait for it to become available to rent or purchase on digital platforms like Amazon, Vudu, YouTube and Apple, or become available to stream on Netflix.
However, it will be available to stream on the Peacock platform soon. Netflix typically follows a 90-day period before its theatrical releases come to the streaming platform. That means we may see the live-action version of "The Machine" come to Netflix as early as August 2023.
Will The Machine Head to Streaming?
Currently, there is no projected streaming date for The Machine. However, it's likely the movie will ultimately land on Netflix following its theatrical run, thanks to a multi-year streaming deal between Sony and Netflix. The deal officially began in 2022, giving Netflix licensing rights to stream upcoming Sony features, as well older titles from the Sony library. Additionally, Netflix is a fitting streaming home for The Machine, since Bert Kreischer has several stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, including the similarly named Bert Kreischer: The Machine.
Will The Machine Be On Netflix?
Yes, The Machine will eventually be on Netflix as a result of a deal inked between the streaming platform and the movie’s distributor, Sony Pictures. The deal gives the streamer U.S. rights to all the company’s theatrical films starting in 2022.
While a streaming release date has not yet been announced, we can make an estimate based on another recent Sony film. The Woman King was released in theaters on Sept. 16, 2022, before it came to Netflix on Feb. 16, 2023 — around five months after it debuted. If The Machine follows the same pattern, we could be watching from the comfort of our homes by mid-September 2023.
However, a digital release date should arrive much sooner. The Storm Reid-led thriller Missing was released in theaters on Jan. 20 before becoming available to purchase or rent on March 7 — about 45 days after its debut. By that logic, The Machine should come to digital by late May 2023.
Will The Machine Be On HBO Max?
No, The Machine will not be HBO Max since it’s not a Warner Bros. movie. In the meantime, you’ll just have to head out to a movie theater or wait for it to become available to stream on Netflix.
Is The Machine on Hulu?
We hate to tell you that ‘The Machine’ is not included in Hulu’s library. Alternatively, you can check out some other horror movies you might enjoy watching, such as ‘The Wretched‘ and ‘Agnes.’
Is The Machine on Amazon Prime?
No, Amazon Prime does not house ‘The Machine’ in its extensive content catalog. However, you can always tune into other alternatives the streaming giant offers, including ‘While We Sleep‘ and ‘The Assent.’
How to Watch The Machine Online? Currently, ‘The Machine’ has been released exclusively in theaters, so you cannot watch the horror movie online, be it by streaming or purchasing. However, if your patience is running thin and you want an immersive experience, check show timings and book tickets on the movie’s official website and Fandango.
How to Watch The Machine Online For Free?
Most Viewed, Most Favorite, Top Rating, Top IMDb movies online. Here we can download and watch 123movies movies offline. 123Movies website is the best alternative to The Machine (2023) free online. We will recommend 123Movies is the best Solarmovie alternatives.
There are a few ways to watch The Machine online in the U.S. You can use a streaming service such as Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime Video. You can also rent or buy the movie on iTunes or Google Play. You can also watch it on-demand or on a streaming app available on your TV or streaming device if you have cable.
Will The Machine Be Released on DVD and Blu-ray?
As with most films that debut in theaters, audiences can likely expect a physical format release of The Machine eventually. No specific on-sale dates for DVD or Blu-ray editions have been announced yet. Further information regarding physical release will potentially not be available until a few weeks following The Machine's theatrical premiere. Additionally, should it also receive Digital and VOD releases, the physical formats will likely not happen until a few weeks after that.
Who's In the Cast of The Machine?
Kreischer is very much the star of the show here, but being his first feature film, he'll likely be happy to have a strong supporting cast join him. Fans of the stand-up comic were ecstatic to learn that Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill (Star Wars), would be joining the project in a hysterical announcement video where Hamill was announcing his "top secret" project while Bert is drinking with his shirt off in the background. Hamill is reportedly playing an exaggerated version of Bert's father, Albert Kreischer.
Iva Babic (The Last Serb in Croatia) will also have a major supporting role in the film and will be joined by Jimmy Tatro (American Vandal), Martyn Ford (F9: The Fast Saga), Jess Gabor (Shameless), Mercedes De La Cruz (Bates Motel), Robert Maaser (1917), Amelie Child Villiers (The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power), and Stephanie Kurtzuba (The Irishman).
What Exactly Is the Machine Story?
Obviously, Bert Kreischer is the one who tells this story the best and there are plenty of clips online of him telling the story if you want to hear it for yourself, but here's a quick summary:
It all started when Kreischer randomly picked a Russian language class while attending college. According to him, the professor was desperate to keep students and was just giving out positive grades, and eventually planned a semester in Russia. The areas in which the classes were taking place were all locations controlled by various families of the Russian mob, so protection was hired in the form of paid-off mobsters. Kreischer unexpectedly formed a bond with the mobsters, saying the few words in Russian he actually knew, "I am the Machine". And just like that, a legend was born. Eventually, Kreischer and the mobsters robbed virtually every person on a train ride one day, which is the catalyst for the events that occur in the film. Check out the video in the player above to hear the story in Kreischer's own words.
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2023.06.04 02:03 Few_Independent1 Here's How To Watch 'The Machine ' Full Movie Free Online
Sony Pictures! Here are options for downloading or watching The Machine streaming the full movie online for free on 123movies & Reddit, including where to watch Burt Kreischer and Jimmy Tatro new action comedy movie at home. Is The Machine 2023 available to stream? Is watching The Machine on Disney Plus, HBO Max, Netflix, or Amazon Prime? Yes, we have found an authentic streaming option / service.
Link: https://osemtv.co/en/movie/647250/the-machine Few things scream "family bonding" like getting kidnapped by the Russian mob. In Sony's upcoming feature The Machine (2023), that's exactly what happens (more or less). Based on the viral story from comedian Bert Kreischer, The Machine chronicles his drunken trip to Russia during college. Twenty years later, that trip catches up to him when he and his estranged father Albert (Mark Hamill) are kidnapped due to something Bert allegedly did. So, caught in a battle with the crime family, Bert and his father retrace young Bert's (Jimmy Tatro) steps, all while attempting to work on their relationship with each other. The Machine was written by Kevin Biegel (Cougar Town) and Scotty Landes (Ma), with Peter Atencio (Key and Peele) as the director. Bert Kreischer and his wife LeeAnn Kreischer produced the feature with Atencio, Judi Marmel, and Cale Boyter. It was executive produced by Jay Ashenfelter and Philip Waley. Alongside Bert Kreischer, Tatro, and Hamill, The Machine stars Iva Babič, Stephanie Kurtzuba, Jess Gabor, Martyn Ford, Mercedes De La Cruz, Robert Maaser, and Amelie Child Villiers.
If you're planning to live vicariously through Bert Kreischer and his Russian adventures, we've compiled all current information on The Machine's theatrical release date and showtimes, streaming debut, DVD release, and more. So Here's when and how to watch The Machine, including its theatrical and streaming release date.
When Is the Release Date of The Machine?
The Machine will have a wide release beginning May 26, 2023. It shares a release date with a number of big hitters, including Disney's live-action remake of The Little Mermaid starring Halle Bailey, Kandahar starring Gerard Butler, and About My Father starring Robert De Niro and Sebastian Maniscalco. Other movies playing in theaters during the same time frame include Fast X, Book Club: The Next Chapter, and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, among.
Where To Watch The Machine:
As of now, the only way to watch The Machine is to head out to a movie theater when it releases on Friday, May 26. You can find local shows on Fandango, IMAX, Regal, AMC Theatres, Cinemark, Cineplex, Landmark Theatres, Alamo Drafthouse and Harkins Theatres.
Watch Now: The Machine (2023) Online Free
Otherwise, you’ll just have to wait for it to become available to rent or purchase on digital platforms like Amazon, Vudu, YouTube and Apple, or become available to stream on Netflix.
However, it will be available to stream on the Peacock platform soon. Netflix typically follows a 90-day period before its theatrical releases come to the streaming platform. That means we may see the live-action version of "The Machine" come to Netflix as early as August 2023.
Will The Machine Head to Streaming?
Currently, there is no projected streaming date for The Machine. However, it's likely the movie will ultimately land on Netflix following its theatrical run, thanks to a multi-year streaming deal between Sony and Netflix. The deal officially began in 2022, giving Netflix licensing rights to stream upcoming Sony features, as well older titles from the Sony library. Additionally, Netflix is a fitting streaming home for The Machine, since Bert Kreischer has several stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, including the similarly named Bert Kreischer: The Machine.
Will The Machine Be On Netflix?
Yes, The Machine will eventually be on Netflix as a result of a deal inked between the streaming platform and the movie’s distributor, Sony Pictures. The deal gives the streamer U.S. rights to all the company’s theatrical films starting in 2022.
While a streaming release date has not yet been announced, we can make an estimate based on another recent Sony film. The Woman King was released in theaters on Sept. 16, 2022, before it came to Netflix on Feb. 16, 2023 — around five months after it debuted. If The Machine follows the same pattern, we could be watching from the comfort of our homes by mid-September 2023.
However, a digital release date should arrive much sooner. The Storm Reid-led thriller Missing was released in theaters on Jan. 20 before becoming available to purchase or rent on March 7 — about 45 days after its debut. By that logic, The Machine should come to digital by late May 2023.
Will The Machine Be On HBO Max?
No, The Machine will not be HBO Max since it’s not a Warner Bros. movie. In the meantime, you’ll just have to head out to a movie theater or wait for it to become available to stream on Netflix.
Is The Machine on Hulu?
We hate to tell you that ‘The Machine’ is not included in Hulu’s library. Alternatively, you can check out some other horror movies you might enjoy watching, such as ‘The Wretched‘ and ‘Agnes.’
Is The Machine on Amazon Prime?
No, Amazon Prime does not house ‘The Machine’ in its extensive content catalog. However, you can always tune into other alternatives the streaming giant offers, including ‘While We Sleep‘ and ‘The Assent.’
How to Watch The Machine Online? Currently, ‘The Machine’ has been released exclusively in theaters, so you cannot watch the horror movie online, be it by streaming or purchasing. However, if your patience is running thin and you want an immersive experience, check show timings and book tickets on the movie’s official website and Fandango.
How to Watch The Machine Online For Free?
Most Viewed, Most Favorite, Top Rating, Top IMDb movies online. Here we can download and watch 123movies movies offline. 123Movies website is the best alternative to The Machine (2023) free online. We will recommend 123Movies is the best Solarmovie alternatives.
There are a few ways to watch The Machine online in the U.S. You can use a streaming service such as Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime Video. You can also rent or buy the movie on iTunes or Google Play. You can also watch it on-demand or on a streaming app available on your TV or streaming device if you have cable.
Will The Machine Be Released on DVD and Blu-ray?
As with most films that debut in theaters, audiences can likely expect a physical format release of The Machine eventually. No specific on-sale dates for DVD or Blu-ray editions have been announced yet. Further information regarding physical release will potentially not be available until a few weeks following The Machine's theatrical premiere. Additionally, should it also receive Digital and VOD releases, the physical formats will likely not happen until a few weeks after that.
Who's In the Cast of The Machine?
Kreischer is very much the star of the show here, but being his first feature film, he'll likely be happy to have a strong supporting cast join him. Fans of the stand-up comic were ecstatic to learn that Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill (Star Wars), would be joining the project in a hysterical announcement video where Hamill was announcing his "top secret" project while Bert is drinking with his shirt off in the background. Hamill is reportedly playing an exaggerated version of Bert's father, Albert Kreischer.
Iva Babic (The Last Serb in Croatia) will also have a major supporting role in the film and will be joined by Jimmy Tatro (American Vandal), Martyn Ford (F9: The Fast Saga), Jess Gabor (Shameless), Mercedes De La Cruz (Bates Motel), Robert Maaser (1917), Amelie Child Villiers (The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power), and Stephanie Kurtzuba (The Irishman).
What Exactly Is the Machine Story?
Obviously, Bert Kreischer is the one who tells this story the best and there are plenty of clips online of him telling the story if you want to hear it for yourself, but here's a quick summary:
It all started when Kreischer randomly picked a Russian language class while attending college. According to him, the professor was desperate to keep students and was just giving out positive grades, and eventually planned a semester in Russia. The areas in which the classes were taking place were all locations controlled by various families of the Russian mob, so protection was hired in the form of paid-off mobsters. Kreischer unexpectedly formed a bond with the mobsters, saying the few words in Russian he actually knew, "I am the Machine". And just like that, a legend was born. Eventually, Kreischer and the mobsters robbed virtually every person on a train ride one day, which is the catalyst for the events that occur in the film. Check out the video in the player above to hear the story in Kreischer's own words.
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2023.06.04 02:02 Few_Independent1 Here's Streaming 'The Machine' Online Fullmovie HD Streams At Home
Sony Pictures! Here are options for downloading or watching The Machine streaming the full movie online for free on 123movies & Reddit, including where to watch Burt Kreischer and Jimmy Tatro new action comedy movie at home. Is The Machine 2023 available to stream? Is watching The Machine on Disney Plus, HBO Max, Netflix, or Amazon Prime? Yes, we have found an authentic streaming option / service.
Link: https://osemtv.co/en/movie/647250/the-machine Few things scream "family bonding" like getting kidnapped by the Russian mob. In Sony's upcoming feature The Machine (2023), that's exactly what happens (more or less). Based on the viral story from comedian Bert Kreischer, The Machine chronicles his drunken trip to Russia during college. Twenty years later, that trip catches up to him when he and his estranged father Albert (Mark Hamill) are kidnapped due to something Bert allegedly did. So, caught in a battle with the crime family, Bert and his father retrace young Bert's (Jimmy Tatro) steps, all while attempting to work on their relationship with each other. The Machine was written by Kevin Biegel (Cougar Town) and Scotty Landes (Ma), with Peter Atencio (Key and Peele) as the director. Bert Kreischer and his wife LeeAnn Kreischer produced the feature with Atencio, Judi Marmel, and Cale Boyter. It was executive produced by Jay Ashenfelter and Philip Waley. Alongside Bert Kreischer, Tatro, and Hamill, The Machine stars Iva Babič, Stephanie Kurtzuba, Jess Gabor, Martyn Ford, Mercedes De La Cruz, Robert Maaser, and Amelie Child Villiers.
If you're planning to live vicariously through Bert Kreischer and his Russian adventures, we've compiled all current information on The Machine's theatrical release date and showtimes, streaming debut, DVD release, and more. So Here's when and how to watch The Machine, including its theatrical and streaming release date.
When Is the Release Date of The Machine?
The Machine will have a wide release beginning May 26, 2023. It shares a release date with a number of big hitters, including Disney's live-action remake of The Little Mermaid starring Halle Bailey, Kandahar starring Gerard Butler, and About My Father starring Robert De Niro and Sebastian Maniscalco. Other movies playing in theaters during the same time frame include Fast X, Book Club: The Next Chapter, and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, among.
Where To Watch The Machine:
As of now, the only way to watch The Machine is to head out to a movie theater when it releases on Friday, May 26. You can find local shows on Fandango, IMAX, Regal, AMC Theatres, Cinemark, Cineplex, Landmark Theatres, Alamo Drafthouse and Harkins Theatres.
Watch Now: The Machine (2023) Online Free
Otherwise, you’ll just have to wait for it to become available to rent or purchase on digital platforms like Amazon, Vudu, YouTube and Apple, or become available to stream on Netflix.
However, it will be available to stream on the Peacock platform soon. Netflix typically follows a 90-day period before its theatrical releases come to the streaming platform. That means we may see the live-action version of "The Machine" come to Netflix as early as August 2023.
Will The Machine Head to Streaming?
Currently, there is no projected streaming date for The Machine. However, it's likely the movie will ultimately land on Netflix following its theatrical run, thanks to a multi-year streaming deal between Sony and Netflix. The deal officially began in 2022, giving Netflix licensing rights to stream upcoming Sony features, as well older titles from the Sony library. Additionally, Netflix is a fitting streaming home for The Machine, since Bert Kreischer has several stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, including the similarly named Bert Kreischer: The Machine.
Will The Machine Be On Netflix?
Yes, The Machine will eventually be on Netflix as a result of a deal inked between the streaming platform and the movie’s distributor, Sony Pictures. The deal gives the streamer U.S. rights to all the company’s theatrical films starting in 2022.
While a streaming release date has not yet been announced, we can make an estimate based on another recent Sony film. The Woman King was released in theaters on Sept. 16, 2022, before it came to Netflix on Feb. 16, 2023 — around five months after it debuted. If The Machine follows the same pattern, we could be watching from the comfort of our homes by mid-September 2023.
However, a digital release date should arrive much sooner. The Storm Reid-led thriller Missing was released in theaters on Jan. 20 before becoming available to purchase or rent on March 7 — about 45 days after its debut. By that logic, The Machine should come to digital by late May 2023.
Will The Machine Be On HBO Max?
No, The Machine will not be HBO Max since it’s not a Warner Bros. movie. In the meantime, you’ll just have to head out to a movie theater or wait for it to become available to stream on Netflix.
Is The Machine on Hulu?
We hate to tell you that ‘The Machine’ is not included in Hulu’s library. Alternatively, you can check out some other horror movies you might enjoy watching, such as ‘The Wretched‘ and ‘Agnes.’
Is The Machine on Amazon Prime?
No, Amazon Prime does not house ‘The Machine’ in its extensive content catalog. However, you can always tune into other alternatives the streaming giant offers, including ‘While We Sleep‘ and ‘The Assent.’
How to Watch The Machine Online? Currently, ‘The Machine’ has been released exclusively in theaters, so you cannot watch the horror movie online, be it by streaming or purchasing. However, if your patience is running thin and you want an immersive experience, check show timings and book tickets on the movie’s official website and Fandango.
How to Watch The Machine Online For Free?
Most Viewed, Most Favorite, Top Rating, Top IMDb movies online. Here we can download and watch 123movies movies offline. 123Movies website is the best alternative to The Machine (2023) free online. We will recommend 123Movies is the best Solarmovie alternatives.
There are a few ways to watch The Machine online in the U.S. You can use a streaming service such as Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime Video. You can also rent or buy the movie on iTunes or Google Play. You can also watch it on-demand or on a streaming app available on your TV or streaming device if you have cable.
Will The Machine Be Released on DVD and Blu-ray?
As with most films that debut in theaters, audiences can likely expect a physical format release of The Machine eventually. No specific on-sale dates for DVD or Blu-ray editions have been announced yet. Further information regarding physical release will potentially not be available until a few weeks following The Machine's theatrical premiere. Additionally, should it also receive Digital and VOD releases, the physical formats will likely not happen until a few weeks after that.
Who's In the Cast of The Machine?
Kreischer is very much the star of the show here, but being his first feature film, he'll likely be happy to have a strong supporting cast join him. Fans of the stand-up comic were ecstatic to learn that Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill (Star Wars), would be joining the project in a hysterical announcement video where Hamill was announcing his "top secret" project while Bert is drinking with his shirt off in the background. Hamill is reportedly playing an exaggerated version of Bert's father, Albert Kreischer.
Iva Babic (The Last Serb in Croatia) will also have a major supporting role in the film and will be joined by Jimmy Tatro (American Vandal), Martyn Ford (F9: The Fast Saga), Jess Gabor (Shameless), Mercedes De La Cruz (Bates Motel), Robert Maaser (1917), Amelie Child Villiers (The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power), and Stephanie Kurtzuba (The Irishman).
What Exactly Is the Machine Story?
Obviously, Bert Kreischer is the one who tells this story the best and there are plenty of clips online of him telling the story if you want to hear it for yourself, but here's a quick summary:
It all started when Kreischer randomly picked a Russian language class while attending college. According to him, the professor was desperate to keep students and was just giving out positive grades, and eventually planned a semester in Russia. The areas in which the classes were taking place were all locations controlled by various families of the Russian mob, so protection was hired in the form of paid-off mobsters. Kreischer unexpectedly formed a bond with the mobsters, saying the few words in Russian he actually knew, "I am the Machine". And just like that, a legend was born. Eventually, Kreischer and the mobsters robbed virtually every person on a train ride one day, which is the catalyst for the events that occur in the film. Check out the video in the player above to hear the story in Kreischer's own words.
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Link: https://osemtv.co/en/movie/647250/the-machine Few things scream "family bonding" like getting kidnapped by the Russian mob. In Sony's upcoming feature The Machine (2023), that's exactly what happens (more or less). Based on the viral story from comedian Bert Kreischer, The Machine chronicles his drunken trip to Russia during college. Twenty years later, that trip catches up to him when he and his estranged father Albert (Mark Hamill) are kidnapped due to something Bert allegedly did. So, caught in a battle with the crime family, Bert and his father retrace young Bert's (Jimmy Tatro) steps, all while attempting to work on their relationship with each other. The Machine was written by Kevin Biegel (Cougar Town) and Scotty Landes (Ma), with Peter Atencio (Key and Peele) as the director. Bert Kreischer and his wife LeeAnn Kreischer produced the feature with Atencio, Judi Marmel, and Cale Boyter. It was executive produced by Jay Ashenfelter and Philip Waley. Alongside Bert Kreischer, Tatro, and Hamill, The Machine stars Iva Babič, Stephanie Kurtzuba, Jess Gabor, Martyn Ford, Mercedes De La Cruz, Robert Maaser, and Amelie Child Villiers.
If you're planning to live vicariously through Bert Kreischer and his Russian adventures, we've compiled all current information on The Machine's theatrical release date and showtimes, streaming debut, DVD release, and more. So Here's when and how to watch The Machine, including its theatrical and streaming release date.
When Is the Release Date of The Machine?
The Machine will have a wide release beginning May 26, 2023. It shares a release date with a number of big hitters, including Disney's live-action remake of The Little Mermaid starring Halle Bailey, Kandahar starring Gerard Butler, and About My Father starring Robert De Niro and Sebastian Maniscalco. Other movies playing in theaters during the same time frame include Fast X, Book Club: The Next Chapter, and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, among.
Where To Watch The Machine:
As of now, the only way to watch The Machine is to head out to a movie theater when it releases on Friday, May 26. You can find local shows on Fandango, IMAX, Regal, AMC Theatres, Cinemark, Cineplex, Landmark Theatres, Alamo Drafthouse and Harkins Theatres.
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Otherwise, you’ll just have to wait for it to become available to rent or purchase on digital platforms like Amazon, Vudu, YouTube and Apple, or become available to stream on Netflix.
However, it will be available to stream on the Peacock platform soon. Netflix typically follows a 90-day period before its theatrical releases come to the streaming platform. That means we may see the live-action version of "The Machine" come to Netflix as early as August 2023.
Will The Machine Head to Streaming?
Currently, there is no projected streaming date for The Machine. However, it's likely the movie will ultimately land on Netflix following its theatrical run, thanks to a multi-year streaming deal between Sony and Netflix. The deal officially began in 2022, giving Netflix licensing rights to stream upcoming Sony features, as well older titles from the Sony library. Additionally, Netflix is a fitting streaming home for The Machine, since Bert Kreischer has several stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, including the similarly named Bert Kreischer: The Machine.
Will The Machine Be On Netflix?
Yes, The Machine will eventually be on Netflix as a result of a deal inked between the streaming platform and the movie’s distributor, Sony Pictures. The deal gives the streamer U.S. rights to all the company’s theatrical films starting in 2022.
While a streaming release date has not yet been announced, we can make an estimate based on another recent Sony film. The Woman King was released in theaters on Sept. 16, 2022, before it came to Netflix on Feb. 16, 2023 — around five months after it debuted. If The Machine follows the same pattern, we could be watching from the comfort of our homes by mid-September 2023.
However, a digital release date should arrive much sooner. The Storm Reid-led thriller Missing was released in theaters on Jan. 20 before becoming available to purchase or rent on March 7 — about 45 days after its debut. By that logic, The Machine should come to digital by late May 2023.
Will The Machine Be On HBO Max?
No, The Machine will not be HBO Max since it’s not a Warner Bros. movie. In the meantime, you’ll just have to head out to a movie theater or wait for it to become available to stream on Netflix.
Is The Machine on Hulu?
We hate to tell you that ‘The Machine’ is not included in Hulu’s library. Alternatively, you can check out some other horror movies you might enjoy watching, such as ‘The Wretched‘ and ‘Agnes.’
Is The Machine on Amazon Prime?
No, Amazon Prime does not house ‘The Machine’ in its extensive content catalog. However, you can always tune into other alternatives the streaming giant offers, including ‘While We Sleep‘ and ‘The Assent.’
How to Watch The Machine Online? Currently, ‘The Machine’ has been released exclusively in theaters, so you cannot watch the horror movie online, be it by streaming or purchasing. However, if your patience is running thin and you want an immersive experience, check show timings and book tickets on the movie’s official website and Fandango.
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There are a few ways to watch The Machine online in the U.S. You can use a streaming service such as Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime Video. You can also rent or buy the movie on iTunes or Google Play. You can also watch it on-demand or on a streaming app available on your TV or streaming device if you have cable.
Will The Machine Be Released on DVD and Blu-ray?
As with most films that debut in theaters, audiences can likely expect a physical format release of The Machine eventually. No specific on-sale dates for DVD or Blu-ray editions have been announced yet. Further information regarding physical release will potentially not be available until a few weeks following The Machine's theatrical premiere. Additionally, should it also receive Digital and VOD releases, the physical formats will likely not happen until a few weeks after that.
Who's In the Cast of The Machine?
Kreischer is very much the star of the show here, but being his first feature film, he'll likely be happy to have a strong supporting cast join him. Fans of the stand-up comic were ecstatic to learn that Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill (Star Wars), would be joining the project in a hysterical announcement video where Hamill was announcing his "top secret" project while Bert is drinking with his shirt off in the background. Hamill is reportedly playing an exaggerated version of Bert's father, Albert Kreischer.
Iva Babic (The Last Serb in Croatia) will also have a major supporting role in the film and will be joined by Jimmy Tatro (American Vandal), Martyn Ford (F9: The Fast Saga), Jess Gabor (Shameless), Mercedes De La Cruz (Bates Motel), Robert Maaser (1917), Amelie Child Villiers (The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power), and Stephanie Kurtzuba (The Irishman).
What Exactly Is the Machine Story?
Obviously, Bert Kreischer is the one who tells this story the best and there are plenty of clips online of him telling the story if you want to hear it for yourself, but here's a quick summary:
It all started when Kreischer randomly picked a Russian language class while attending college. According to him, the professor was desperate to keep students and was just giving out positive grades, and eventually planned a semester in Russia. The areas in which the classes were taking place were all locations controlled by various families of the Russian mob, so protection was hired in the form of paid-off mobsters. Kreischer unexpectedly formed a bond with the mobsters, saying the few words in Russian he actually knew, "I am the Machine". And just like that, a legend was born. Eventually, Kreischer and the mobsters robbed virtually every person on a train ride one day, which is the catalyst for the events that occur in the film. Check out the video in the player above to hear the story in Kreischer's own words.
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Link: https://osemtv.co/en/movie/647250/the-machine Few things scream "family bonding" like getting kidnapped by the Russian mob. In Sony's upcoming feature The Machine (2023), that's exactly what happens (more or less). Based on the viral story from comedian Bert Kreischer, The Machine chronicles his drunken trip to Russia during college. Twenty years later, that trip catches up to him when he and his estranged father Albert (Mark Hamill) are kidnapped due to something Bert allegedly did. So, caught in a battle with the crime family, Bert and his father retrace young Bert's (Jimmy Tatro) steps, all while attempting to work on their relationship with each other. The Machine was written by Kevin Biegel (Cougar Town) and Scotty Landes (Ma), with Peter Atencio (Key and Peele) as the director. Bert Kreischer and his wife LeeAnn Kreischer produced the feature with Atencio, Judi Marmel, and Cale Boyter. It was executive produced by Jay Ashenfelter and Philip Waley. Alongside Bert Kreischer, Tatro, and Hamill, The Machine stars Iva Babič, Stephanie Kurtzuba, Jess Gabor, Martyn Ford, Mercedes De La Cruz, Robert Maaser, and Amelie Child Villiers.
If you're planning to live vicariously through Bert Kreischer and his Russian adventures, we've compiled all current information on The Machine's theatrical release date and showtimes, streaming debut, DVD release, and more. So Here's when and how to watch The Machine, including its theatrical and streaming release date.
When Is the Release Date of The Machine?
The Machine will have a wide release beginning May 26, 2023. It shares a release date with a number of big hitters, including Disney's live-action remake of The Little Mermaid starring Halle Bailey, Kandahar starring Gerard Butler, and About My Father starring Robert De Niro and Sebastian Maniscalco. Other movies playing in theaters during the same time frame include Fast X, Book Club: The Next Chapter, and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, among.
Where To Watch The Machine:
As of now, the only way to watch The Machine is to head out to a movie theater when it releases on Friday, May 26. You can find local shows on Fandango, IMAX, Regal, AMC Theatres, Cinemark, Cineplex, Landmark Theatres, Alamo Drafthouse and Harkins Theatres.
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Otherwise, you’ll just have to wait for it to become available to rent or purchase on digital platforms like Amazon, Vudu, YouTube and Apple, or become available to stream on Netflix.
However, it will be available to stream on the Peacock platform soon. Netflix typically follows a 90-day period before its theatrical releases come to the streaming platform. That means we may see the live-action version of "The Machine" come to Netflix as early as August 2023.
Will The Machine Head to Streaming?
Currently, there is no projected streaming date for The Machine. However, it's likely the movie will ultimately land on Netflix following its theatrical run, thanks to a multi-year streaming deal between Sony and Netflix. The deal officially began in 2022, giving Netflix licensing rights to stream upcoming Sony features, as well older titles from the Sony library. Additionally, Netflix is a fitting streaming home for The Machine, since Bert Kreischer has several stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, including the similarly named Bert Kreischer: The Machine.
Will The Machine Be On Netflix?
Yes, The Machine will eventually be on Netflix as a result of a deal inked between the streaming platform and the movie’s distributor, Sony Pictures. The deal gives the streamer U.S. rights to all the company’s theatrical films starting in 2022.
While a streaming release date has not yet been announced, we can make an estimate based on another recent Sony film. The Woman King was released in theaters on Sept. 16, 2022, before it came to Netflix on Feb. 16, 2023 — around five months after it debuted. If The Machine follows the same pattern, we could be watching from the comfort of our homes by mid-September 2023.
However, a digital release date should arrive much sooner. The Storm Reid-led thriller Missing was released in theaters on Jan. 20 before becoming available to purchase or rent on March 7 — about 45 days after its debut. By that logic, The Machine should come to digital by late May 2023.
Will The Machine Be On HBO Max?
No, The Machine will not be HBO Max since it’s not a Warner Bros. movie. In the meantime, you’ll just have to head out to a movie theater or wait for it to become available to stream on Netflix.
Is The Machine on Hulu?
We hate to tell you that ‘The Machine’ is not included in Hulu’s library. Alternatively, you can check out some other horror movies you might enjoy watching, such as ‘The Wretched‘ and ‘Agnes.’
Is The Machine on Amazon Prime?
No, Amazon Prime does not house ‘The Machine’ in its extensive content catalog. However, you can always tune into other alternatives the streaming giant offers, including ‘While We Sleep‘ and ‘The Assent.’
How to Watch The Machine Online? Currently, ‘The Machine’ has been released exclusively in theaters, so you cannot watch the horror movie online, be it by streaming or purchasing. However, if your patience is running thin and you want an immersive experience, check show timings and book tickets on the movie’s official website and Fandango.
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There are a few ways to watch The Machine online in the U.S. You can use a streaming service such as Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime Video. You can also rent or buy the movie on iTunes or Google Play. You can also watch it on-demand or on a streaming app available on your TV or streaming device if you have cable.
Will The Machine Be Released on DVD and Blu-ray?
As with most films that debut in theaters, audiences can likely expect a physical format release of The Machine eventually. No specific on-sale dates for DVD or Blu-ray editions have been announced yet. Further information regarding physical release will potentially not be available until a few weeks following The Machine's theatrical premiere. Additionally, should it also receive Digital and VOD releases, the physical formats will likely not happen until a few weeks after that.
Who's In the Cast of The Machine?
Kreischer is very much the star of the show here, but being his first feature film, he'll likely be happy to have a strong supporting cast join him. Fans of the stand-up comic were ecstatic to learn that Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill (Star Wars), would be joining the project in a hysterical announcement video where Hamill was announcing his "top secret" project while Bert is drinking with his shirt off in the background. Hamill is reportedly playing an exaggerated version of Bert's father, Albert Kreischer.
Iva Babic (The Last Serb in Croatia) will also have a major supporting role in the film and will be joined by Jimmy Tatro (American Vandal), Martyn Ford (F9: The Fast Saga), Jess Gabor (Shameless), Mercedes De La Cruz (Bates Motel), Robert Maaser (1917), Amelie Child Villiers (The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power), and Stephanie Kurtzuba (The Irishman).
What Exactly Is the Machine Story?
Obviously, Bert Kreischer is the one who tells this story the best and there are plenty of clips online of him telling the story if you want to hear it for yourself, but here's a quick summary:
It all started when Kreischer randomly picked a Russian language class while attending college. According to him, the professor was desperate to keep students and was just giving out positive grades, and eventually planned a semester in Russia. The areas in which the classes were taking place were all locations controlled by various families of the Russian mob, so protection was hired in the form of paid-off mobsters. Kreischer unexpectedly formed a bond with the mobsters, saying the few words in Russian he actually knew, "I am the Machine". And just like that, a legend was born. Eventually, Kreischer and the mobsters robbed virtually every person on a train ride one day, which is the catalyst for the events that occur in the film. Check out the video in the player above to hear the story in Kreischer's own words.
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Link: https://osemtv.co/en/movie/647250/the-machine Few things scream "family bonding" like getting kidnapped by the Russian mob. In Sony's upcoming feature The Machine (2023), that's exactly what happens (more or less). Based on the viral story from comedian Bert Kreischer, The Machine chronicles his drunken trip to Russia during college. Twenty years later, that trip catches up to him when he and his estranged father Albert (Mark Hamill) are kidnapped due to something Bert allegedly did. So, caught in a battle with the crime family, Bert and his father retrace young Bert's (Jimmy Tatro) steps, all while attempting to work on their relationship with each other. The Machine was written by Kevin Biegel (Cougar Town) and Scotty Landes (Ma), with Peter Atencio (Key and Peele) as the director. Bert Kreischer and his wife LeeAnn Kreischer produced the feature with Atencio, Judi Marmel, and Cale Boyter. It was executive produced by Jay Ashenfelter and Philip Waley. Alongside Bert Kreischer, Tatro, and Hamill, The Machine stars Iva Babič, Stephanie Kurtzuba, Jess Gabor, Martyn Ford, Mercedes De La Cruz, Robert Maaser, and Amelie Child Villiers.
If you're planning to live vicariously through Bert Kreischer and his Russian adventures, we've compiled all current information on The Machine's theatrical release date and showtimes, streaming debut, DVD release, and more. So Here's when and how to watch The Machine, including its theatrical and streaming release date.
When Is the Release Date of The Machine?
The Machine will have a wide release beginning May 26, 2023. It shares a release date with a number of big hitters, including Disney's live-action remake of The Little Mermaid starring Halle Bailey, Kandahar starring Gerard Butler, and About My Father starring Robert De Niro and Sebastian Maniscalco. Other movies playing in theaters during the same time frame include Fast X, Book Club: The Next Chapter, and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, among.
Where To Watch The Machine:
As of now, the only way to watch The Machine is to head out to a movie theater when it releases on Friday, May 26. You can find local shows on Fandango, IMAX, Regal, AMC Theatres, Cinemark, Cineplex, Landmark Theatres, Alamo Drafthouse and Harkins Theatres.
Watch Now: The Machine (2023) Online Free
Otherwise, you’ll just have to wait for it to become available to rent or purchase on digital platforms like Amazon, Vudu, YouTube and Apple, or become available to stream on Netflix.
However, it will be available to stream on the Peacock platform soon. Netflix typically follows a 90-day period before its theatrical releases come to the streaming platform. That means we may see the live-action version of "The Machine" come to Netflix as early as August 2023.
Will The Machine Head to Streaming?
Currently, there is no projected streaming date for The Machine. However, it's likely the movie will ultimately land on Netflix following its theatrical run, thanks to a multi-year streaming deal between Sony and Netflix. The deal officially began in 2022, giving Netflix licensing rights to stream upcoming Sony features, as well older titles from the Sony library. Additionally, Netflix is a fitting streaming home for The Machine, since Bert Kreischer has several stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, including the similarly named Bert Kreischer: The Machine.
Will The Machine Be On Netflix?
Yes, The Machine will eventually be on Netflix as a result of a deal inked between the streaming platform and the movie’s distributor, Sony Pictures. The deal gives the streamer U.S. rights to all the company’s theatrical films starting in 2022.
While a streaming release date has not yet been announced, we can make an estimate based on another recent Sony film. The Woman King was released in theaters on Sept. 16, 2022, before it came to Netflix on Feb. 16, 2023 — around five months after it debuted. If The Machine follows the same pattern, we could be watching from the comfort of our homes by mid-September 2023.
However, a digital release date should arrive much sooner. The Storm Reid-led thriller Missing was released in theaters on Jan. 20 before becoming available to purchase or rent on March 7 — about 45 days after its debut. By that logic, The Machine should come to digital by late May 2023.
Will The Machine Be On HBO Max?
No, The Machine will not be HBO Max since it’s not a Warner Bros. movie. In the meantime, you’ll just have to head out to a movie theater or wait for it to become available to stream on Netflix.
Is The Machine on Hulu?
We hate to tell you that ‘The Machine’ is not included in Hulu’s library. Alternatively, you can check out some other horror movies you might enjoy watching, such as ‘The Wretched‘ and ‘Agnes.’
Is The Machine on Amazon Prime?
No, Amazon Prime does not house ‘The Machine’ in its extensive content catalog. However, you can always tune into other alternatives the streaming giant offers, including ‘While We Sleep‘ and ‘The Assent.’
How to Watch The Machine Online? Currently, ‘The Machine’ has been released exclusively in theaters, so you cannot watch the horror movie online, be it by streaming or purchasing. However, if your patience is running thin and you want an immersive experience, check show timings and book tickets on the movie’s official website and Fandango.
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There are a few ways to watch The Machine online in the U.S. You can use a streaming service such as Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime Video. You can also rent or buy the movie on iTunes or Google Play. You can also watch it on-demand or on a streaming app available on your TV or streaming device if you have cable.
Will The Machine Be Released on DVD and Blu-ray?
As with most films that debut in theaters, audiences can likely expect a physical format release of The Machine eventually. No specific on-sale dates for DVD or Blu-ray editions have been announced yet. Further information regarding physical release will potentially not be available until a few weeks following The Machine's theatrical premiere. Additionally, should it also receive Digital and VOD releases, the physical formats will likely not happen until a few weeks after that.
Who's In the Cast of The Machine?
Kreischer is very much the star of the show here, but being his first feature film, he'll likely be happy to have a strong supporting cast join him. Fans of the stand-up comic were ecstatic to learn that Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill (Star Wars), would be joining the project in a hysterical announcement video where Hamill was announcing his "top secret" project while Bert is drinking with his shirt off in the background. Hamill is reportedly playing an exaggerated version of Bert's father, Albert Kreischer.
Iva Babic (The Last Serb in Croatia) will also have a major supporting role in the film and will be joined by Jimmy Tatro (American Vandal), Martyn Ford (F9: The Fast Saga), Jess Gabor (Shameless), Mercedes De La Cruz (Bates Motel), Robert Maaser (1917), Amelie Child Villiers (The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power), and Stephanie Kurtzuba (The Irishman).
What Exactly Is the Machine Story?
Obviously, Bert Kreischer is the one who tells this story the best and there are plenty of clips online of him telling the story if you want to hear it for yourself, but here's a quick summary:
It all started when Kreischer randomly picked a Russian language class while attending college. According to him, the professor was desperate to keep students and was just giving out positive grades, and eventually planned a semester in Russia. The areas in which the classes were taking place were all locations controlled by various families of the Russian mob, so protection was hired in the form of paid-off mobsters. Kreischer unexpectedly formed a bond with the mobsters, saying the few words in Russian he actually knew, "I am the Machine". And just like that, a legend was born. Eventually, Kreischer and the mobsters robbed virtually every person on a train ride one day, which is the catalyst for the events that occur in the film. Check out the video in the player above to hear the story in Kreischer's own words.
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Link: https://osemtv.co/en/movie/647250/the-machine Few things scream "family bonding" like getting kidnapped by the Russian mob. In Sony's upcoming feature The Machine (2023), that's exactly what happens (more or less). Based on the viral story from comedian Bert Kreischer, The Machine chronicles his drunken trip to Russia during college. Twenty years later, that trip catches up to him when he and his estranged father Albert (Mark Hamill) are kidnapped due to something Bert allegedly did. So, caught in a battle with the crime family, Bert and his father retrace young Bert's (Jimmy Tatro) steps, all while attempting to work on their relationship with each other. The Machine was written by Kevin Biegel (Cougar Town) and Scotty Landes (Ma), with Peter Atencio (Key and Peele) as the director. Bert Kreischer and his wife LeeAnn Kreischer produced the feature with Atencio, Judi Marmel, and Cale Boyter. It was executive produced by Jay Ashenfelter and Philip Waley. Alongside Bert Kreischer, Tatro, and Hamill, The Machine stars Iva Babič, Stephanie Kurtzuba, Jess Gabor, Martyn Ford, Mercedes De La Cruz, Robert Maaser, and Amelie Child Villiers.
If you're planning to live vicariously through Bert Kreischer and his Russian adventures, we've compiled all current information on The Machine's theatrical release date and showtimes, streaming debut, DVD release, and more. So Here's when and how to watch The Machine, including its theatrical and streaming release date.
When Is the Release Date of The Machine?
The Machine will have a wide release beginning May 26, 2023. It shares a release date with a number of big hitters, including Disney's live-action remake of The Little Mermaid starring Halle Bailey, Kandahar starring Gerard Butler, and About My Father starring Robert De Niro and Sebastian Maniscalco. Other movies playing in theaters during the same time frame include Fast X, Book Club: The Next Chapter, and Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, among.
Where To Watch The Machine:
As of now, the only way to watch The Machine is to head out to a movie theater when it releases on Friday, May 26. You can find local shows on Fandango, IMAX, Regal, AMC Theatres, Cinemark, Cineplex, Landmark Theatres, Alamo Drafthouse and Harkins Theatres.
Watch Now: The Machine (2023) Online Free
Otherwise, you’ll just have to wait for it to become available to rent or purchase on digital platforms like Amazon, Vudu, YouTube and Apple, or become available to stream on Netflix.
However, it will be available to stream on the Peacock platform soon. Netflix typically follows a 90-day period before its theatrical releases come to the streaming platform. That means we may see the live-action version of "The Machine" come to Netflix as early as August 2023.
Will The Machine Head to Streaming?
Currently, there is no projected streaming date for The Machine. However, it's likely the movie will ultimately land on Netflix following its theatrical run, thanks to a multi-year streaming deal between Sony and Netflix. The deal officially began in 2022, giving Netflix licensing rights to stream upcoming Sony features, as well older titles from the Sony library. Additionally, Netflix is a fitting streaming home for The Machine, since Bert Kreischer has several stand-up comedy specials on Netflix, including the similarly named Bert Kreischer: The Machine.
Will The Machine Be On Netflix?
Yes, The Machine will eventually be on Netflix as a result of a deal inked between the streaming platform and the movie’s distributor, Sony Pictures. The deal gives the streamer U.S. rights to all the company’s theatrical films starting in 2022.
While a streaming release date has not yet been announced, we can make an estimate based on another recent Sony film. The Woman King was released in theaters on Sept. 16, 2022, before it came to Netflix on Feb. 16, 2023 — around five months after it debuted. If The Machine follows the same pattern, we could be watching from the comfort of our homes by mid-September 2023.
However, a digital release date should arrive much sooner. The Storm Reid-led thriller Missing was released in theaters on Jan. 20 before becoming available to purchase or rent on March 7 — about 45 days after its debut. By that logic, The Machine should come to digital by late May 2023.
Will The Machine Be On HBO Max?
No, The Machine will not be HBO Max since it’s not a Warner Bros. movie. In the meantime, you’ll just have to head out to a movie theater or wait for it to become available to stream on Netflix.
Is The Machine on Hulu?
We hate to tell you that ‘The Machine’ is not included in Hulu’s library. Alternatively, you can check out some other horror movies you might enjoy watching, such as ‘The Wretched‘ and ‘Agnes.’
Is The Machine on Amazon Prime?
No, Amazon Prime does not house ‘The Machine’ in its extensive content catalog. However, you can always tune into other alternatives the streaming giant offers, including ‘While We Sleep‘ and ‘The Assent.’
How to Watch The Machine Online? Currently, ‘The Machine’ has been released exclusively in theaters, so you cannot watch the horror movie online, be it by streaming or purchasing. However, if your patience is running thin and you want an immersive experience, check show timings and book tickets on the movie’s official website and Fandango.
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There are a few ways to watch The Machine online in the U.S. You can use a streaming service such as Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon Prime Video. You can also rent or buy the movie on iTunes or Google Play. You can also watch it on-demand or on a streaming app available on your TV or streaming device if you have cable.
Will The Machine Be Released on DVD and Blu-ray?
As with most films that debut in theaters, audiences can likely expect a physical format release of The Machine eventually. No specific on-sale dates for DVD or Blu-ray editions have been announced yet. Further information regarding physical release will potentially not be available until a few weeks following The Machine's theatrical premiere. Additionally, should it also receive Digital and VOD releases, the physical formats will likely not happen until a few weeks after that.
Who's In the Cast of The Machine?
Kreischer is very much the star of the show here, but being his first feature film, he'll likely be happy to have a strong supporting cast join him. Fans of the stand-up comic were ecstatic to learn that Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hamill (Star Wars), would be joining the project in a hysterical announcement video where Hamill was announcing his "top secret" project while Bert is drinking with his shirt off in the background. Hamill is reportedly playing an exaggerated version of Bert's father, Albert Kreischer.
Iva Babic (The Last Serb in Croatia) will also have a major supporting role in the film and will be joined by Jimmy Tatro (American Vandal), Martyn Ford (F9: The Fast Saga), Jess Gabor (Shameless), Mercedes De La Cruz (Bates Motel), Robert Maaser (1917), Amelie Child Villiers (The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power), and Stephanie Kurtzuba (The Irishman).
What Exactly Is the Machine Story?
Obviously, Bert Kreischer is the one who tells this story the best and there are plenty of clips online of him telling the story if you want to hear it for yourself, but here's a quick summary:
It all started when Kreischer randomly picked a Russian language class while attending college. According to him, the professor was desperate to keep students and was just giving out positive grades, and eventually planned a semester in Russia. The areas in which the classes were taking place were all locations controlled by various families of the Russian mob, so protection was hired in the form of paid-off mobsters. Kreischer unexpectedly formed a bond with the mobsters, saying the few words in Russian he actually knew, "I am the Machine". And just like that, a legend was born. Eventually, Kreischer and the mobsters robbed virtually every person on a train ride one day, which is the catalyst for the events that occur in the film. Check out the video in the player above to hear the story in Kreischer's own words.
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2023.06.03 22:29 KlaiiJager Importance de la fête des mères et des pères?
Avec la fête des mères de demain je lis un peu partout des commentaires de femme déçu que le père de leurs enfant ai rien prévu.
Est-ce votre cas?
Personnellement, en tant que père j’en ai rien a carrer et je ne suis content que parce que ça fait plaisir a mes enfants, si je ne recevais aucune attention, ça ne me gênerait pas le moins du monde.
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